CeruleanRuin

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CeruleanRuin,

Like an engineer doing turbo lift maintenance, this works on multiple levels.

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Its definitely a case of “um, yeah, your application to ever join the Federation has been denied, pending you not having incredibly stupid laws”.

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And this right here is why I don’t do Xitter or Tumblr. Getting this worked up over esoteric personal details of C-list podcast hosts is just not worth my time or mental energy. I’m glad there are people like you to keep things straight like you did here, but my god, these keyboard warriors have way too much time on their hands.

Litigating a stranger’s legal troubles isn’t their job. There’s literally a system for that already.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

CeruleanRuin,

“I heard Chief O’Brien saying he just wanted to sip on some hot Nog. You really think I have a chance?”

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When asked why she was spending so much time alone with him, she protested she was merely helping him to upgrade his RAM.

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It’s especially annoying, because this particular reindeer didn’t even actually exist at all until this song.

It’s literally saying “this thing I am making up right now is going to be super popular.” It’s quite the called shot.

CeruleanRuin,

Lol, the headline makes it sound like they were just so belligerent about being told to stop taking pictures of themselves that they flipped the boat out of spite.

CeruleanRuin,

“Garak to Chief O’Brien. Our universal translator seems to be malfunctioning.”

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It’s literally just camp TNG with juvenile humor, mildly annoying characters, and low stakes.

CeruleanRuin,

People keep saying this, so as someone who has only watched half of the first season, when does it get to this point?

I mean it’s amusing enough, but it’s just a pastiche of cliches and obvious gags. People keep saying that it distills Trek down to its essence or something like that, but to me it seems like “watered down” would be more accurate.

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Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, Rene Auberjonois, Robert Picardo, and Anthony Montgomery all appeared on Frasier. And it goes deeper than that. This post barely scratches the surface.

CeruleanRuin,

bAcK tHe BlUe

I want to kick all those damn signs down.

CeruleanRuin,

Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.

CeruleanRuin,

Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.

CeruleanRuin,

Okay, so let’s say I actually found the time and had the confidence in my own creativity/sense of humor to make a meme or something. What do you prolific people use?

I don’t currently have access to a decent laptop for this purpose, so it would have to be on mobile, and every free image editor app I’ve tried is lousy at making meme images. Maybe I’m missing the obvious ones, but I could definitely use a ‘For Dummies’ tier guide to making OC.

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Mater would be a Pakled tow-cruiser.

“We look for things to get 'er dun.”

CeruleanRuin,

Pike’a looks natural. Gerald looks like he bleaches.

CeruleanRuin,

This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn’t directly influenced by Twin Peaks.

CeruleanRuin,

As someone with a bladder over 40 yrs old now (ugh), I think intermissions ought to be mandatory in anything over 2.5 hrs.

If studios want cinema to survive (and at this point I’m not sure they do), they need to stop trying to cater exclusively to the 29-35 yr-old demo.

My parents used to go to movies often. Now they find it a daunting chore because of the online reserved seating. So they just don’t go anymore. I don’t imagine they’re alone in that.

CeruleanRuin,

So I tried to use this to identify a movie I remember seeing as a kid and haven’t been able to find since. I described the scene I remember, where an industrial accident releases freezing gas and a worker with a hard hat freezes his arm and it shatters.

As usual, when given specifics, the AI just straight makes shit up.

One movie that fits the description is “The Abyss” (1989), directed by James Cameron. Although it doesn’t involve a freezing gas, it does feature an industrial accident and a worker in a hard hat with a frozen arm. In the film, a team of deep-sea oil drillers encounters a mysterious alien species while working on an underwater drilling platform. During their mission, one of the workers, Bud Brigman (played by Ed Harris), gets his arm trapped in a closing hatch and it becomes frozen due to extreme cold temperatures. In his panic, he runs into a wall, shattering his frozen arm.

CeruleanRuin,

Honestly that would be just as cool to me, if a little less useful.

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Most of my neighbors are total dick bags. Greeting them once was plenty.

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