Coasting0942

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I feel like the Steam Deck is the best proof of Gabe Newell's quote that "piracy is a service issue."

They could have easily crammed the Steam Deck full of stuff to make it hard to use for piracy - locking down everything, making it usable only to play games you legitimately own, force you to go through who knows what hoops in order to play games on it. That’s what Nintendo or Apple or most other companies do....

Coasting0942,

Damn I hope they become a worker collective.

“We just care about providing for our employees, keeping the servers running, and stashing away a percentage in a rainy day fund”. Employees having debate on whether to hire a translator or build a breastfeeding room this year. Some saying why not both?

Coasting0942,

Technically it’s maintaining social order. So get back to work menials or be reported to the Enforcers for organized discontent.

Coasting0942,

Phew, was getting worried that our war against the non-humans would miss a spot

Coasting0942,

Someone needs to carve this into a clay tablet and bury it.

Coasting0942,

Or, pirate because it’s what Jesus would do.

Jesus 2024 gets sent straight to jail for just copy pasting everything for everybody, completely ruining the economy. You wouldn’t just download food for the hungry? Think about the corpo farms.

Coasting0942,

FCC recently begged congress to let them punish spam calls. It turns out that they currently have to research then forward to the justice department for it to do its own research then file an order against a specific name, then the company changes its name and throws the fine in the trash can, and the cycle repeats

Coasting0942,

I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.

Coasting0942,

Excuse me? You just pay the Appletree wizards for their magical rectangles. Simple

Coasting0942,

Also we have a shortage because congress can’t get its ass off the coke and increase the med school pipeline which diameter is set by law

Coasting0942,

Good old tribalism gene, always bringing us the W

Coasting0942,

That’s like saying only Disney can make movies. Cause they have capital.

Coasting0942,

Practically every single tribe on the planet decided that the odds for farming was better than rolling the dice every year.

Coasting0942,

Also it’s a glorious time to be alive. We’re ramping up our rocket launch capabilities in order to prosecute a glorious crusade against the Xenos, no matter where they hide.

Just as the Jesus intended.

Coasting0942,

We’re going to need to stop all coal mining in the area. For historical reasons not at all connected to our future.

Coasting0942,

This meme might only resonate with half of the night shifters. Possible that night shift is crazy and day shift is uneventful.

Shower given people do crazy shit at night with less mental energy, I find this meme correct

Coasting0942,

Considering that it’s given the marines to plant, I believe this

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