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ColeSloth,

I gotta say, the top answer being the 10 million surprised the hell out of me. Especially from someone who’s middle aged like myself. I had a pretty bad childhood myself, but the chance to get over 30 years of my life back and the wisdom to make better choices? I’d take that over ten billion dollars, and my life as an adult didn’t turn out too bad. No amount of money can buy back your youth. Let alone the possibility of living long enough to see Elder Scrolls VI come out.

ColeSloth,

You become 6 again, but it’s still 2024 and you really freak out your parents. No getting to know the future.

ColeSloth,

I only have Netflix, and it’s included with my t mobile.

I guess I also have amazon prime, but I just use it for the free shipping and it gets used a lot with the family.

ColeSloth,

I couldn’t imagine any decent reason valve would get people in charge that would want to go public with it. They have all the capital in house to fund any idiotic thing they may want to try. No reason to risk sharing profits with outside investors.

ColeSloth,

As people wait longer to marry over the generations, the divorce rate has increased and level of “happiness” has declined.

Causation yadda yadda yadda. You still can’t actually disprove its why.

ColeSloth,

Calculator camera permissions are so you can take a picture of a mathvproblem and it will do it for you.

Phone call management is to allow phone calls to be recognized by the apk so it will do things like stopping video and muting its sound so the phone call can have priority over other things.

ColeSloth,

But what if I like cold roasted chicken?

ColeSloth,

Well he’ll yeah I do. But… I also kinda like not getting food poisoning, so there’s that.

ColeSloth,

Right ;-)

ColeSloth,

Y’all fucked up by not leaving everything on Netflix.

ColeSloth,

TIL bidet users like staring at people who wipe.

ColeSloth,

Shoooot. Just frodo walking out of the shire is the length of the one on the right.

ColeSloth,

I haven’t watched a TV commercial in probably over a decade, but I guess I kind of assumed that they were still showing these.

ColeSloth,

That doesn’t look like Marge at all.

ColeSloth,

We didn’t make big cars because we wanted to drive big cars. We knew we’d need them as small homes.

ColeSloth,

Clicks no.

Website forgets your option. Asks again.

Damn it. Can you just remember that one cookie thing? Where’s that option?

ColeSloth,

All the symbols are Y shaped, but his arm band was drawn X. Where’s the consistency? Comic is worse than hitler

ColeSloth,

That looks really dry.

ColeSloth,

No disassemble chat gpt edge alive!

ColeSloth,

And op been having sex with it. Lol

ColeSloth,

No need to push. You just have to relax and all the work gets done for you.

ColeSloth,

For doing the job

ColeSloth,

This was never a problem back when Styx was popular.

ColeSloth,

Drop off the new fridge? It’s not dry cleaning.

ColeSloth,

This one should have you covered. They’re quite nifty. Can do a lot more than what you ask.

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