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“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”

CurlyMoustache,
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The insane farting will destroy the house/apartment

CurlyMoustache,
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It does around here (Norway). I’ve never even seen how our cash looks like since the late 00s.

The US is a shit system made for fucking the average tax player in the ass

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I used to work in a shop when I was younger, and the older generation always asked for “cash discount”. Why on earth would we do that, my boss said to me. We need the money to be in the shop’s bank account, not laying around somewhere and not being used.

I remember carrying several 100k of our money, late at night, to our banks night safe and drop it in. That sucked. And they charged us for this too

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This scenario is of course impossible if you only carry cards or money 🤷

/s

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Bidet as it may

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I’m a criminal! Wank wank, nudge nudge

CurlyMoustache,
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“You radiate cold shafts of broken glass”

CurlyMoustache,
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What TV-series is this: «Tits and dragons»

CurlyMoustache,
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This!

Boiled carrots 🤮

Raw carrots 👍

Boiled broccoli 🤮

Raw broccoli 👍

And so on

CurlyMoustache,
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“Frosts”!?

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It depends on how old you are here. If you say “fir’å søtti”, you are at least in your 70s. If you say “søttifire”, you are not 70 but younger.

And, to cause a bit more confusion, it also depends on your dialect, and if your dialect is the cause, your age isn’t. Easy.

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This is probably because english is not my first language, but I didn’t understand this at all

Edit: I got it!

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Do you have an example? My german is as rusty as Blücher

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It depens on age and/or dialect. My dialect is from the middle of Norway (trøndersk), and I say 74 as “fir’å søtti”. Other parts of Norway may say “søtti fire”. Luckily we do not do the weird danish numbers.

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We have the same, and the reason I always ask for a specific date.

“Førstkommende onsdag” = “the first coming wednesday”. WHAT? Give me a date.

“Denne helga” = “this weekend”. OK, it works, but to be sure I want to have a date for friday, saturday and sunday.

“Ikke førstkommende helg, men den etter” = “not the first coming weekend, but the second.” … Fuck off!

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Thank’s!

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Norwegian is more accurate. “Biweekly” means “annenhver uke” (every other week)

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