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Once tried on a tight dress and high heels that my girlfriend owned. Se thought she would get a laugh “at a man dressing in women’s clothing”. She got angry and forbade me to do it again. I looked to good. Apparently my legs were sensational

CurlyMoustache,
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I have never been religious (it was never a subject that came up in my family). What I found strange was when I started studying and moved to a larger city, alot of former christians I got to know told med how they stopped believing.

These were “extreme christians” if you compare them to other christians where I live (Norway, we’re not a religious society at all). When they went out into the world, they found out that they’d been lied to. They’d been told everyone else wanted what they had, and they’d be converting heathens left to right.

One girl I got to know, told me she noticed people physically rejected her and felt sorry for her when she told them about her religion and that they also could partake. The people also asked her very troubling questions she could’t answer, and they seemed to know the religious texts better than her. After that she started to question what she’d been told since childhood

CurlyMoustache,
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He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

CurlyMoustache,
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Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you’re hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

CurlyMoustache,
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This is how I look for the best bits in porn

CurlyMoustache,
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You have my attention. Tell me more about your dog

CurlyMoustache,
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Got a question for you. What’s heavier: a kilogramme of salmon or a kilogramme of semen?

CurlyMoustache,
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This scenario is of course impossible if you only carry cards or money 🤷

/s

CurlyMoustache,
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I used to work in a shop when I was younger, and the older generation always asked for “cash discount”. Why on earth would we do that, my boss said to me. We need the money to be in the shop’s bank account, not laying around somewhere and not being used.

I remember carrying several 100k of our money, late at night, to our banks night safe and drop it in. That sucked. And they charged us for this too

CurlyMoustache,
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Bidet as it may

CurlyMoustache,
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It does around here (Norway). I’ve never even seen how our cash looks like since the late 00s.

The US is a shit system made for fucking the average tax player in the ass

CurlyMoustache,
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I’m a criminal! Wank wank, nudge nudge

CurlyMoustache,
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If you look a floppy disk from a weird angle, it will get a bad sector

CurlyMoustache,
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It is legal tender, but you can’t force people to accept cash in their own businesses. Before you walk into a store, they can say we do not accept cash. By walking in and buying, you agree to not use cash

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