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EdibleFriend,
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The funny part about that is, even though he was the one who got the shit over it, the fucking ship came on to him. He just wanted to talk about the goddamn warp drive.

EdibleFriend,
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I forgot that part! It made the god damn hologram in the first place!

EdibleFriend, (edited )
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They didn’t talk about it because crazy shit happened to that fucking ship every day. I could just imagine some ensign going home to his wife like ‘The ship gave birth today’ and she just rolls her eyes and goes back to her book.

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I’ve never fallen in love with a goddamn comic strip character like this.

EdibleFriend,
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He would say divert you uncultured Philistine!

EdibleFriend,
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watch a literal half hour of ads and then maybe, if you’re very lucky, you get to watch the movie you paid for.

EdibleFriend,
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The liberal media will try to convince you we should let the gratches cross the boarder at will.

EdibleFriend,
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What do you expect? Your mom was fat and as you grow older you’re becoming her.

EdibleFriend,
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This is why they took Frozen away from Pixar.

EdibleFriend,
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For those who don’t live in the land of burgers like me this is shockingly accurate. Right down to the bathtub that’s mysteriously on the beach.

EdibleFriend,
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You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.

EdibleFriend,
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Plot the downfall of the bourgeoisie.

EdibleFriend,
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We have always just been weird as fuck haven’t we?

EdibleFriend,
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This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.

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What happened to the show for this? I remember the trailer and thinking no way could these jokes work as a full episode let alone a season.

EdibleFriend,
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The most literally boomer humor comic ever.

EdibleFriend,
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Carrie Fisher would have laughed her fucking ass off at this.

EdibleFriend,
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Find some nerd and offer him feet pics to do it for you. Thats how I handle most of life’s problems.

EdibleFriend,
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Because you are a sinner.

EdibleFriend,
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Honestly, back in the era of things like those fucking commercials with the king, I could see BK doing an ad like this.

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I’m a straight male and I’ve always hated broccoli. It’s all suddenly making so much sense.

EdibleFriend,
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Why is this comic being presented on an original game boy?

EdibleFriend,
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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

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I’m a little offended that there weren’t four lights.

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Nickelodeon studios is gone. It’s a blue man show now.

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