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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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A previously alive person.

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He ded.

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He was once alive.

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Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/92528ece-2ba6-4ca8-ab30-f5ee53f497c4.gif

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It made sense a few years ago, but come on, how many portable devices with large screens do we have now?

Plus if I could replicate 10 iPads so I could have a page open on each to make research easier, I’d do it. What’s better, having to switch between tabs or apps, or just grabbing a pad with the info ready to cross reference.

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Yeah and the keep fucking up my porn searches.

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I do not care what the creator of The Game says, he lost ownership of it years ago, society decides when it’s over and it’s not, so you just lost the game…

Rack em up again boys!

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Take that Reddit! Our “We did it …” moments get the right person!

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Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

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I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.

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But we’re all richer for it.

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That company does top notch parody porn.

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Hey, at least you made it on the map.

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Here. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bb15bf16-6760-4989-a8c5-f68d5bb8e6ac.jpeg

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The J is pronounced like the J in Jesus (Spanish pronunciation)

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Wealthy socialite Human Woman had it all, ceo of the top you feel bad magazine, house on top of building and even a tiny enslaved bark beast, the only thing Human Woman was missing was a chemical reaction.

Human Woman receives a electrical waveform, Human Woman’s Human Grandmother mush box has stopped, Human Woman emigrated in moving iron box to original location, meeting Human Man also from original location, chemical reaction happens and Human Woman And Human man become human Couple

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The make you cry channel presents: Northern hemisphere winter solstice chemical reaction

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/045e15a5-6477-41d9-832e-2f76bc7c64aa.jpeg

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I played too much red dead, I’m like " I don’t remember a character named Brits.

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