EmergMemeHologram

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EmergMemeHologram,

Partitioning by integer secobds is dumb.

Just assign 0 to the start of time, 1 to the end of time, and every point between is represented by a double precision floating point number.

For all those who believe time is infinite please apply a logistic transformation to your dates.

EmergMemeHologram,

That’s nearly 1% of the total population.

EmergMemeHologram,

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EmergMemeHologram,

A big part of quality of life is trying to make it good.

The stoics taught that you should focus on what you can control, and that still holds true. I can’t fix the world, I can try, but I can focus on searching for joy in my life.

So for 2024 don’t let the doomers keep you down, you need to put your own oxygen mask on first and try to find the things that will make you happier. Go camping, try a hobby, ask for a promotion you’ve been after.

Dont go full “hakuna matata”, deal with the important stuff you need to, but don’t forget about yourself.

EmergMemeHologram,

I just want occasional cat photos to roll into my feed, not to hear the virtues of a raw diet versus how crappy the one my vet told me to use!

EmergMemeHologram,

Video game communities suck, and it makes playing them worse.

You play an FPS and everyone uses the meta gun at the time, then it gets nerfed and they use the new meta gun. Same with RTS and any other multiplayer game. Somehow StarCraft 1 pulled out a perfect rock paper scissors balance, but nothing else really has that so meta is what people do.

And because everyone is so busy grinding and min maxing, that’s what the game developers design for now, and it sucks the fun out of games because you just grind hours to get some new items to have the best items in the game.

Occasionally game communities are good. The Chivalry 2 subreddit had a bot that would use GPT to answer questions and then on every post go on about how the polehammer is the best weapon in the game, which was so over the top it made fun of the whole meta idea. The Breath of the Wild communities doing crazy rube Goldberg machines are always fun. And I’ll never not enjoy the weird hellscapes people create in the Sims.

EmergMemeHologram,

Yeah, I love the messages and philosophy of Star Trek, but Rick Berman the guy who produced a whole generation of shows was allegedly piece of shit.

It doesn’t make Jean Luc Picard anything bad character, it just makes Rick Bernan a piece of shit.

EmergMemeHologram,

I like a more traditional Asian taste, so crunchy peanut butter with mayonnaise melted into it to create a saucy texture.

EmergMemeHologram,

Can we throw Steve Irwin in here. I bet that dude could have saved the Great Barrier Reef and a whole lot of wildlife if he had more means.

EmergMemeHologram,

I give half my money to my wife

EmergMemeHologram,

It’s called plenty of fish for a reason, you’re supposed to post pictures with fish.

EmergMemeHologram,

Incel is a mindset, plenty of women will look past looks for people who make them laugh, or are interesting, or who do fun things with them.

When you show women 10000 photos and ask them to choose from them, yes they’ll go for looks, that’s all the signal they get.

My advice to incels is to find some fun hobbies, could be hiking or solitary things, as long as it makes you happy. When you’re happy, people will be drawn to you. If you focus on being butter and angry, people will sense that and avoid you.

EmergMemeHologram,

Look at this guy, with his friends!

I’m joking, but of my friends I’m the only one who brings a camera to stuff and takes pictures, and everybody groans when I do it. If I weren’t there there’d be no pictures, and there are no pictures of me because I’m behind the camera!

Most guys just don’t take pictures of each other.

EmergMemeHologram,

My wife’s circle of friends is much larger than my own, so this wouldn’t surprise me.

EmergMemeHologram,

Is that former Legate and saviour of Cardassia Damar?!

EmergMemeHologram,

I always thought the 12th day was Christmas

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

It’s fine, the far right doesn’t believe in climate change and tankies can’t find their way out of their basement.

EmergMemeHologram,

I have updated the comic for fairness.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/4ab13f07-229d-49a8-a702-3ed6ab624a03.png

EmergMemeHologram,

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

EmergMemeHologram,

It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.

EmergMemeHologram,

Watermarked “DominionMediaTV”

This is clearly Gamma quadrant propaganda to me.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

I know I’m late, but next year we should do 6 O’Briens in Agony because it maximizes the total O’Briens in Agony (6 = argmax{n*(12-n+1}).

Currently we’ve minimized O’Briens in Agony, which feels out of tune with the show writing.

EmergMemeHologram,

you’ll poke your eye out

you’ll poke your eye out

you’ll poke your eye out

EmergMemeHologram,

Where did we learn this canon fact?

EmergMemeHologram,

Captain, I just finished upgrading your chair again, it now has subwoofers, 6 built in comm displays to watch movies on, and hydraulics tied into our EPS relays. I don’t have time to teach you how to use it, so don’t touch that button

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