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Empricorn, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in life hacks

That other commenter! Loves edging their shower, apparently…

Empricorn, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in life hacks

Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

Empricorn, 1 year ago (edited 4 months ago) to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

A popular theory is that a lot of bots were deployed to make the exodus seem less impactful. So, officially the numbers might be similar, but I’m sure there’s less real content and people…

Empricorn, 1 year ago to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

I didn’t have a “tantrum” when they blocked my 3rd-party app for corporate reasons… I just stopped using Reddit.

Empricorn, 1 year ago to aww in In summer 2020 the neighbour hand raised an abandoned starling fledgling who then decided the entire street was his best friend, and demanded we take him for a car ride every day. Vito.

You’re obviously right, but there should be a hyphen there.

Empricorn, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

*Smart people, or those who care!

Empricorn, 1 year ago to reddit in Reddit seeks to launch IPO in March

Exactly. I would recommend people do another blackout right before it, but who gives a shit? It’s so corporate and shitty. I’ll never go back…

Empricorn, 1 year ago to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Eww, I don’t want to be touching great-uncle Harvey!

Empricorn, 1 year ago to memes in Racismed

Sure, but that’s just survival bias.

Empricorn, 1 year ago to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

Are you hiring!?

Empricorn, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles

But now the security guard has work to do, they’re creating jobs!

Empricorn, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Ewwwwwwwww

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

Empricorn, 1 year ago to mildlyinteresting in a miniature vase made on a potters' wheel, glazed and fired (cat for scale)

This is my new favorite comment ever.

Empricorn, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

For the sake of your septic system, please don’t flush those! Not even the ones that lie and say they are “flushable”…

Empricorn, 1 year ago to comicstrips in The beginning of civilization

I don’t think they told “a joke”, nor intended to. This was a humorous exchange as well as a commentary on human nature. My day is better for having read it.

Bill Watterson is one of the greatest comic artists ever, and even he said (paraphrased) “I enjoy a funny conversation more than just one punchline”.

Another great person, Empricorn said “let people enjoy what they like”.