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Empricorn, to lemmyshitpost in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

*Smart people, or those who care!

Empricorn, to reddit in Reddit seeks to launch IPO in March

Exactly. I would recommend people do another blackout right before it, but who gives a shit? It’s so corporate and shitty. I’ll never go back…

Empricorn, (edited ) to aww in In summer 2020 the neighbour hand raised an abandoned starling fledgling who then decided the entire street was his best friend, and demanded we take him for a car ride every day. Vito.

“neighbor hand”? That’s definitely a typo…

Nope, I’m the one who skimmed too quickly…

Empricorn, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Eww, I don’t want to be touching great-uncle Harvey!

Empricorn, to memes in Racismed

Sure, but that’s just survival bias.

Empricorn, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

Are you hiring!?

Empricorn, to comicstrips in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles

But now the security guard has work to do, they’re creating jobs!

Empricorn, to lemmyshitpost in Ewwwwwwwww

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

Empricorn, to mildlyinteresting in a miniature vase made on a potters' wheel, glazed and fired (cat for scale)

This is my new favorite comment ever.

Empricorn, to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

For the sake of your septic system, please don’t flush those! Not even the ones that lie and say they are “flushable”…

Empricorn, to comicstrips in The beginning of civilization

I don’t think they told “a joke”, nor intended to. This was a humorous exchange as well as a commentary on human nature. My day is better for having read it.

Bill Watterson is one of the greatest comic artists ever, and even he said (paraphrased) “I enjoy a funny conversation more than just one punchline”.

Another great person, Empricorn said “let people enjoy what they like”.

Empricorn, to lemmyshitpost in Ewwwwwwwww

That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…

Empricorn, to memes in Motivation that all need

But… it does rhyme.

Empricorn, to memes in One of the most annoying things on the Internet

I do it for any website I think I’ll visit 2 or more times.

Empricorn, to piracy in "Piracy is a service issue.." (Image is a real story btw, link in post)

Giving you the benefit of the doubt, how is this an ‘L’ for Linux?

Of course you’re allowed to not like Linux enthusiasts; like any hardcore dedicated group, they can be intense and uncompromising… But that has nothing to do with this.

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