ExLisper

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ExLisper,

I mean I always knew that Oscars were mostly about hype and not actual artistic value but getting offended that the most hyped movie of the year didn’t get all the nominations is just weird. Mattel run multi-million, non traditional marketing campaign and got a lot of people exited about the movie. It doesn’t say anything about the acting or directing in it.

ExLisper,

I don’t get it. The article says that hardware is 1974 was expensive but UNIX was cheap to develop. Linus developing Linux just confirms what they are saying. Is the joke that computers used to be expensive and now they are cheap?

ExLisper, (edited )

Not to argue about a joke but Linux was ‘better’ because it was free, not because it was technically better. By the time it got actually better than UNIX tons of people have worked on it, not just couple of drunk guys. I think someone just misread what the article says and missed the ‘not’ in ‘need not be expensive’. But if people find it funny it’s cool, it’s not for me to judge anyone’s sense of humour.

ExLisper,

Why Americans are suddenly so touchy about their school shootings, obesity and healthcare?

ExLisper, (edited )

It’s staged and this is a shitpost.

ExLisper, (edited )

I stopped caring. When my GF bought a laptop I just installed Linux there and she has no issues using it. Linux is where I always wanted it to be. Now when I see someone using Windows I just think “you poor soul” to myself and move on.

ExLisper, (edited )

The “belief” we’re in a simulation is more like a interesting idea than something people organize their lives around. Is it possible? Yes. Am I going to praise the great programmer every Sunday? No.

The belief in God in most cases is not just belief in some general higher power but a very specific deity with weird morality, silly mythology and bunch of scam artists behind it.

  • I think there’s a higher power…
  • Ok…
  • that got mad at us for eating fruits but then impregnated a lady with itself and pissed us off so that we murdered him and he could say he’s not mad anymore.
  • … WTF?
ExLisper,

You’re right. I will start a new distro that focuses on the the things that matter.

ExLisper,

Relax people, of course it’s fake. It’s a joke.

ExLisper, (edited )

WTF? This is so fucked up. This is not were duck’s feet go, this is where wings go. The dick goes exactly in the right place though.

ExLisper,

True story: some newspaper in Poland organize a competition for the weirdest name. The guy who won had last name of ‘Zyc or Cyc’ (in polish, of course). Basically when his grandfather was registering his name some guy couldn’t read it or something so he put ‘Zyc or Cyc’ and it stayed like this in the documents.

According to this guy when police would stop him and try to write a ticket they would get confused and ask him which one was it? He would say that maybe they shouldn’t write anything because their boss will they they’re stupid or something. They would usually let him go.

ExLisper,

Nothing. 6.6.6 was already released.

ExLisper,

No, I was young and stupid.

ExLisper,

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there’s a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there’s a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don’t want me to show you how the French kiss…

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

ExLisper,

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

I just deleted my entire library and redownloaded it.

A lot of my files were shitty 480p versions of movies from the Napster days. Now they’re all 1080p, with a few 720p exceptions (mainly tv series episodes). All in all 500 something files in total. Now just watching uTorrent slowly download them all. Hopefully my VPN keeps the eyes off of me…

ExLisper,

Depends where you live. In some countries nothing. In other countries fines. In some death penalty.

ExLisper,

It’s because all the freedom they have.

But seriously, they have some crazy allergies there. No idea why, probably because of all the artificial food and contamination in general. It’s just not a very healthy place to live.

ExLisper,

Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

ExLisper, (edited )

I never say why I edit my comments and no one ever asked me.

Whoever asks me why I edited this comment eats farts for breakfast.

ExLisper,

A number of candidates will create their own forks and there will be a long Game of Thrones style war between different factions. After couple of weeks each distro will choose the fork they will make the default one and people will split into warring factions. After that we will enter a nuclear winter style period lasting couple of years during which 90% of post on Lemmy will be just shitposting the rival forks. After a decade or two of backstabbing, dirty politics and other drama new dictator will be selected and all will be back to normal.

ExLisper,

We need moar Linux memes!

Seriously, more Linux memes please.

ExLisper,

I don’t get it. Braiding live animals would be worse, right?

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