My daughter. Although she has a lot of issues and it has been a very hard road, she has made me a better person and a less angry person. She is definitely by far the best thing that ever happened to me. My biggest fear is outliving her.
On June 17, 1994 celebrity and NFL player OJ Simpson had failed turn himself in to the LAPD in connection with the killing of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman....
I remember my parents glued to the TV at the time and I, at 16, said, “who gives a shit? It’s just a football player.” And then there was the trial and my parents watched it every day and laughed at the Dancing Judge Itos on Leno and I said, “who gives a shit? It’s just a football player.” I mean yes, it’s a miscarriage of justice that he got let off when he was so obviously guilty, but that’s what happens when you can afford really expensive lawyers.
I have never understood why people are so obsessed with it. The only time I ever even think of it is when someone claims that “X is innocent because the court found him innocent” and I ask the person if that means OJ is innocent.
When I first moved to L.A., you needed a prescription card to buy weed. I had zero experience with edibles. I was going on a flight, and my friend, who had a card, asked me if I wanted an edible for the flight. I said, what the hell. He asked me what strength and I said “the strongest.”
First of all, once it kicked in, all I could say to my wife as she drove me to the airport was, “I’m so high.”
Then I was on a something like eight-hour flight high off my ass, unable to stretch out or move or even do much. And this was pre-smartphone days, so I couldn’t even relax and watch a movie.
Do not do really strong edibles and fly commercially in the 2000s is what I’m saying.
And think of the story the park rangers will be able to tell when they call in an ambulance because you were shitting outside and got bitten in the ass by a snake!
Aliens decide to communicate with us (lemmy.ca)
Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Humans Against Shitting (lemmy.world)
Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
What has been the best thing that has happened to you so far?
Either by choice or sheer luck. What is something that has happened to you that made your life actively better?...
That escalated quickly 😬 (lemmy.world)
Late night message…angry face emoji…might be time to think about a restraining order.
OJ Simpson freeway chase, 1994 (lemmy.world)
On June 17, 1994 celebrity and NFL player OJ Simpson had failed turn himself in to the LAPD in connection with the killing of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman....
Danke meme (lemmy.zip)
Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing. (global.discourse-cdn.com)
Well now I'm disappointed too! (lemmy.world)
Prometheus (lemmy.world)
Elmo (lemmy.world)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.... (lemmy.world)
Ok everyone, time for a round of... koon-ut-kal-if-fee / pon farr / illogically take a life. (www.themarysue.com)
Where can I find audiobooks?
Looking for a way to get audiobooks to listen to. Preferably in a format compatible with Apple Books app.
I suspect it will be to do it again out back... (lemmy.ca)
No take backs? (lemmy.ca)
If X was a sandwich: Spock (startrek.website)
This looks photoshopped... (lemmy.world)
Fixed by @ummthatguy
Who pulled it off better? (lemmy.world)
Sales technique (lemmy.world)
'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?' (slrpnk.net)
It's canon now. And so is a certain image format. (lemmy.world)
It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway. (lemmy.world)
Someone didn't think out the implications. (lemmy.world)
It's finally over. (scontent.find2-1.fna.fbcdn.net)
Eight lucky ladies! (preview.redd.it)