GlitterInfection

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GlitterInfection,

Supportive link: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidalia_onion

GlitterInfection,

People who drive their muffler-less cars down the street at gawdawflle oh clock in the morning have tiny penises.

GlitterInfection,

There is no way to live in Texas without giving up morals.

GlitterInfection,

Being born wealthy always pays off.

GlitterInfection,

Nobody poops but you!

GlitterInfection,

There are much better reasons to not love me, mom!

GlitterInfection, (edited )

This is about gay men.

Edit: most of my friend group knows each other from having slept together and then said “let’s play board games.”

GlitterInfection, (edited )

Just so you know you don’t need to go to prison in order to get your butthole destroyed. It’s much easier to just go on Grindr, which is only an emotional prison.

GlitterInfection,

Maybe that’s why he didn’t win the science fair?

GlitterInfection, (edited )

I think about this concept whenever I see the things kids are into and think “that’s stupid.”

It bothers me because I felt the same way when I was a kid and saw the things that kids were into then.

But now it’s supposedly because I’m old and not because kids are fucking stupid.

GlitterInfection,

Google sounding porn and find out!

GlitterInfection,

But seriously, the live action spongebob porn is one of the funniest things ever made!

GlitterInfection,

Hello purple mug!

GlitterInfection,

Australia.

GlitterInfection,

Yeah, well, I don’t want to suck your eyes.

GlitterInfection,

Now he can sleep with all of her friends!

GlitterInfection,

Dismissing good advice because the person who gave it to you has flaws is the epitome of logical behavior!

GlitterInfection,

I downvoted this one because I do play games but I don’t know the rules!

GlitterInfection,

Oh, then I’m sorry to say I changed it to an up-vote after commenting out of guilt. Now I feel guilty no matter what!

GlitterInfection,

For a moment I thought that this was a commentary on the quality of using very innefective religious-based programs as the central component to all addiction treatment despite it being the antithesis of modern medicine.

But then I got the pun!

GlitterInfection,

I just canceled their service today.

Removing 4k streaming from my subscription is the last straw for me. Fuck you, Max, for fucking over tons of content creators before this. Fuck discovery and fuck your garbage reality TV content trash. Fuck your terrible new app layout. Just generally fuck this era of streaming services.

I’m so pissed because HBO Max was a pretty great service for a time.

GlitterInfection,

“In that case, here’s $5.”

GlitterInfection,

Because we are mostly people from the corpse of reddit, and reddit was nothing but reposts of 10 year old memes?

GlitterInfection,

I can relate. There are days where I’ve made too many decisions that affect the careers of so many folks at work that the idea of choosing what’s for dinner becomes a way bigger burden than it should be.

I’m grateful that I have someone who can help take small burdens off my shoulders when I need it.

GlitterInfection,

Fun fact: There’s a cook book for cum.

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