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The wasabi goes over there.

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"Feed a cold, starve a fever." Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.

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Fucking brilliant! And all of the upvotes assure me that I'm hanging out with the right bunch of nerds on the internet!

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If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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That's an awesome tip! I wish I knew that seven years ago after my last build.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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This might be more of a setup thing, but one of the first websites you visit should be ninite.com in order to download browsers, media players, cloud storage, .zip file decompressors, etc, all in one go.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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Depends on the job, I guess. Back in my shift work days the mids were pretty chill.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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Why do all movies have to be 2+ hours these days?

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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They should name it Spic 'n Span cuz it's spotless.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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As a wise man once said, "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits."

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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LOL! For me, it's any Guinness-branded merch and bourbon glasses. I'm not single anymore, and we had to subtly suggest a gift card for fancy coffee beans. Still got a sweet Guinness hat, though.

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"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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From this day forward, all of my hams will be characters with googly eyes.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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Elmo is very dangerous and might aht-ack at any time. Ve must deal wiz him.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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Before air conditioning, it was, "You're letting the bugs in!".

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She'll wake up in 10 hours with a whole new outlook on life.

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A clothed female? Clearly this did not end on Ferenginar.

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