It’s all my fault. I accidentally hit an entire swarm of bees with my car in the 90s and it’s all gone downhill from there. Hell of a thing to clean off.
I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.
I smoke the brisket, then I smoke the weed. Brisket takes longer. More fuel. Gotta start it first. I’ve thought about a budder rub but that’d really be a waste. Also, I don’t want to medicate that much meat when I’m the only one in the house who smokes.
Hello, I work with numerous humans. Navigating their emotionality is quite haphazardous at times, and today I have seemingly transgressed on my colleague “Mike”....
If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Lmk (lemmy.world)
They're all dicks if you ask me (lemmy.today)
Last year I found a Y shaped turd (lemmy.world)
'We are splattered here today' (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Help guys what do I do (lemmy.world)
You Are (lemmy.world)
Here ->
So versatile and convenient (lemmy.today)
Cargo [SMBC Comics] (www.smbc-comics.com)
Source: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cargo
You ask too much of him (startrek.website)
Time for a checkup!!!! (lemmy.world)
Doctors don't want you to know (startrek.website)
Open your eyes, people. (startrek.website)
Spread the word! (i.imgur.com)
(shamelessly stolen from imgur - I’m not the OP)
AIBI For throwing away my human coworker's lunch?
Hello, I work with numerous humans. Navigating their emotionality is quite haphazardous at times, and today I have seemingly transgressed on my colleague “Mike”....
This is what my wife calls me after the incident. (lemmy.world)
He hardly bites, he likes to squeal, he runs around the dabo wheel (lemmy.world)
Its a Teenage Dream (memeit.so)
The Trekifying of other memes continues...
Average twilight fanfiction (lemmy.dbzer0.com)