Imgonnatrythis

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Imgonnatrythis,

Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.

Imgonnatrythis,

Prolly just ironed it first.

Imgonnatrythis,

I recommend pooping asap.

Imgonnatrythis,

If you drink enough moonshine shes passable.

Imgonnatrythis,

Were you also a girl before therapy? If so, this isn’t that uncommon.

Imgonnatrythis,

Iterative design is great. No windows at all as they have clearly been nothing but problematic.

Imgonnatrythis, (edited )

I would watch a ted talk by this koloa

Imgonnatrythis,

Well, it is a shitpost…

Imgonnatrythis,

Anyone able to get this to play?

Imgonnatrythis,

You are all in their trap if you are convinced these people need your sympathy.

Imgonnatrythis,

The moon’s turtle is on the darkside. This is why it cannot be seen.

Imgonnatrythis,

Would honestly love to sun my perineum. I don’t see how that wouldn’t feel pretty damn good. Not Exactly easy to find a venue to do that though.

Imgonnatrythis,

Why do you think they are unnecessary? Do you say the same thing about violence scenes? I enjoy sex scenes much more than violence scenes and feel like movies just keep increasing the latter and decreasing the former.

Imgonnatrythis,

Paper towel crowd is just as evil.

Imgonnatrythis,

Definitely. If this is that big of a deal the workplace is dangerously understaffed or you have people just plain abusing time off which the manager then needs to be aware of and address.

Imgonnatrythis,

This is where the US steps in. I regularly eat about a weeks worth of carbs and cheese and then hit up my favorite Indian and Mexican joints and proceed to apologize to my Japanese toilet.

Imgonnatrythis,

I mean is the pole that the traffic light is on considered part of the traffic light? Those two pixels of motorcycle handlebars in that one square that is otherwise just pavement? Am I supposed to click in them? Instructions unclear! I hate these things. Just scan my damn retina already.

Imgonnatrythis,

And that didn’t even bother me as bad as the bias lighting setup on this.

Imgonnatrythis,

So you are not using coffins?

Imgonnatrythis,

Don’t blame me. I voted for Clippy.

Imgonnatrythis,

As hard as it can be to get tables at some places, I’m surprised there isn’t a sort of black market app for selling / trading reservations.

Imgonnatrythis,

I think that people that don’t find farts funny are fakers or have brain damage. It’s pretty much a reflex to trigger the funny center of the brain.

Imgonnatrythis,

You sound like a bit of a connoisseur. Did you perhaps minor in flatuent psychology?

Imgonnatrythis,

Have you ever heard the phrase, “you can’t negotiate with terrorists?” Turns out it’s true.

Imgonnatrythis,

Wait, you guys are sleeping?

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