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JoMiran,
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This seems like a good opportunity to use an elvish translator.

JoMiran,
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I love that in all fan cannon, they end up together.

JoMiran,
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Tupperware?!? In this household we wash the plastic takeout containers and reuse them for years until the become brittle and shatter.

JoMiran,
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Can you be A LOT more specific about your skill set and experience?

JoMiran,
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When we’re about to have sex, my wife looks sexy. I look surprised.

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Which is the Harbor Freight’s Warrior & Hecules house?

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I was able to curb my nervous/bored eating and drinking with bitters and sours. Instead of reaching for food I now reach for some tea (with just lemon), coffee (decaf black), a glass of water with lemon, or just suck on a lime wedge. The lime thing is mostly to curb alcohol cravings.

PS: My wife’s answer was Kombucha. Everybody is different.

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I love that she didn’t break character. Hot.

JoMiran,
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If you have Paramount+, don’t mind doing a free trial, or like to sail the seven seas, you can watch The Reagans documentary series. Another documentary that gives you some insight into the type of people they were is the Rock Hudson one. The TL;DR on that one is that they had been good friends for decades, especially Nancy, and the moment it came out that he had AIDS, they pretended he had never existed.

Ronald was basically an idiot but Nancy was a truly foul human being.

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My cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel.

EDIT: To clarify, he’s gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so…hooray safe sex, I guess.

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I am pretty sure that is not how you make Mole.

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A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.

JoMiran,
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I did this in 2003. I designed a new server room for a company and had to transition their servers from the zero cable management abomination they previously had to my over engineered fishbowl. To get the servers off the racks I literally had to take garden shears and cut the cables. The pile was a few feet high and I sat on it like a throne because no sane person would pass on that opportunity.

JoMiran,
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I got really hopeful during Brexit that Ireland would unite and Scotland would leave.

JoMiran,
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I am fifty so I napped so I could be ready to celebrate.

JoMiran,
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I believe this is trunk fish, which is a Caribbean delicacy and absolutely delicious. My guess is that they have already minced and seasoned the meat and are experimenting by smoking the meat inside the hollowed out fish.

JoMiran,
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Older dude here that has battled a flood of constant bullshit since a very young age, PTSD from said trauma, and chronic depression since 1989. Humans are crazy resilient. Every time we face and survive some shit, our suffering threshold gets pushed further out until it starts to take some seriously fucked up shit to even phase us. We are a vicious, nasty, and very fucking tough species. Things won’t get better…you will.

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I unsertood that reference.

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I’m fifty and even I consider myself too young for Archie Bunker.

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How can a joke be awful and brilliant at the same time?

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