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A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.

JoMiran,
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Tupperware?!? In this household we wash the plastic takeout containers and reuse them for years until the become brittle and shatter.

JoMiran,
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This is the most royal post I have seen today.

JoMiran,
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I did this in 2003. I designed a new server room for a company and had to transition their servers from the zero cable management abomination they previously had to my over engineered fishbowl. To get the servers off the racks I literally had to take garden shears and cut the cables. The pile was a few feet high and I sat on it like a throne because no sane person would pass on that opportunity.

JoMiran,
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They will, if you have pepperoni when all they got was plain cheese.

JoMiran, (edited )
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Probably rusted out. Sometimes some top rails are carelessly welded which leaves a gap where it attaches to the square tube. In time, water accumulates inside the tube and pools on the bottom, rusting away from the inside out. To the naked eye it might just look like fine since it’s covered by 17 coats of paint, but structurally it’s just corn flakes.

SOURCE: Grew up in the Caribbean and Louisiana. First salt (Caribbean) then rain & half-assed everything (Louisiana).

JoMiran,
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He’s still gay, just not Ben.

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My cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel.

EDIT: To clarify, he’s gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so…hooray safe sex, I guess.

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I love that she didn’t break character. Hot.

JoMiran,
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So what you’re saying is…she’s available?

JoMiran,
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This seems like a good opportunity to use an elvish translator.

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Maybe this is a natural gas conversion.

EDIT: Yep, illegal conversion.

dailymail.co.uk/…/Shocking-moment-vehicles-illega…

JoMiran,
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Can you be A LOT more specific about your skill set and experience?

JoMiran,
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When we’re about to have sex, my wife looks sexy. I look surprised.

JoMiran,
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I love that in all fan cannon, they end up together.

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