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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Earthquakes are the only things I’ve ever had to worry about where I live. The preparation other than basics for any emergency is (hopefully) handled by the construction companies that built my home and the surrounding buildings, since this is California and making buildings earthquake proof is a requirement here. Unless a super quake hits or something. Then I plan to move to the Eastern coast of the state. 😎

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Imagine all the people who would do the Matrix thing and learn martial arts… Only to gain the wisdom that knowing how to do martial arts doesn’t make it any easier when you’re fat and out of shape.

Kolanaki,
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I play a lot of souls likes and most don’t have pause. But they usually save your position if you go back to the main menu; so I pause by just quitting to the main menu.

Kolanaki,
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I especially hate this because it’s often after like 10 hours of staring at a wall doing fuck all. As soon as I start doing literally anything, all of a sudden I’m in high demand.

Kolanaki,
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Unless it’s not rendering the baddies.

Kolanaki,
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Maybe something to do with the 10 foot tall aliens down in Florida? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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If the turd is big enough to cause the water to splash up your butt, it’s probably also big enough to leave you wide open.

Kolanaki,
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“Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”

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Burn your garbage. Burning garbage makes smoke that goes up into the sky and becomes stars.

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Kal-toh.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/64297974-9675-403d-9019-7a7a17f8105a.jpeg

The concept would make it hard to sell since it’s never explained how the game actually works and is also extremely difficult.

Kolanaki,
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Actually just the Landlord’s Game that the Parker Brothers turned into Monopoly.

Kolanaki,
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“Now I have 99 problems.”

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But… they’re too high to poop in… 🤔

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