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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Share what you’ve been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

Kolanaki,
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Kolanaki,
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I guess I’m just kinky, because the idea of chores for sex sounds pretty awesome to me.

Kolanaki,
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Bolemia for BJs.

Kolanaki,
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If you get drunk enough, you might think you’re a duck.

Kolanaki,
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Levitate and create a vacuum around your body. Don’t let that pesky air give you a kink in your neck.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Technically I heard about it on the radio and The Village People simultaneously.

Kolanaki,
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“I’m gonna make it so dry…”

Kolanaki, (edited )
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My mom’s cooking fucking sucked so I grew up in a home where I would eat at a friend’s house or go hungry.

Kolanaki,
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No. Because, you see, love doesn’t have anything to do with casual sex between friends.

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