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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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“You’re about as useful as an asshole on my elbow.”

This phrase has always befuddled me because the elbow would be more convenient a location for an asshole.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Would complete immunity to radiation be a small change?

Would it actually be detrimental in the long run?

Pros: No more cancer

Cons: No more natural evolution

Kolanaki,
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How is using hand lotion on the bag gonna make it open?

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I am currently neither of those things.

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Let’s go back to stone tablets. Only instead of stone, it’s plastic and resin.

“Here’s my report.” Slaps what appears to be 100 fast food trays down on the desk

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Pizza pie.

Kolanaki,
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It’s got a crust filled with stuff. That’s a pie, dude.

Kolanaki,
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It’s being used by a witch, so clearly magic.

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Steamboat’s Willy

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The only truly biopunk movie I know of is eXistenz

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“You can have what’s left!”

“But there’s never anything left!”

Kolanaki,
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Data was amazing in Logarithmic Jammin’

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Before today, it was Fuedal Ireland. Just a bunch of Irish warlords vying for control.

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Cereal Killer. As in Froot Loops?

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I can’t imagine anything higher than high school enforcing hand written papers over typed. Even when I was in high school, back before smartphones and when most people didn’t have a computer, most of my teachers required things to be typed up.

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That’s what the qualifier “great” is for. A bad politician has panache. Charisma, to me, implies some charm. Panache is what P.T. Barnum used to rope suckers into seeing what an “egress” is.

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What’s it like not having a brain or nervous system?

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I set the bar too low.

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My immediate thought was toward enshittification. He didn’t make shit it was turned to shit. Which is exactly what happens to most things that slowly becomes popular.

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You ever have one warm? 🤢

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They must have been shit because while I have seen the Holiday Special, I don’t remember a single bit of the animated segments. 😵‍💫

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Slay, King!

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Could have easily had every person on the bridge be one of the actors who has played The Doctor.

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Better be careful he doesn’t spill the salt.

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