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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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MoistCritical looks like an unwashed hobo 90% of the time and sounds like the most disinterested person in the world.

I used to think that was intentional and he’s just a character like Francis. After a while I started to think otherwise.

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The only two I ever watched where this has happened and not simply them just up and disappearing was JonTron and Onison.

And it’s understandable why the quality went down. Not only did I grew up, they were both accused of and/or involved in grooming or some shit.

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What brand of stupid reality bullshit you think will eventually take over the weather channel? 🤔

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YouTube is a weird one, personally. Why shouldn’t it have a subscription based service like any other streaming network? Because the content is not created by, funded by, or even necessarily supported by YouTube.

It would make more sense for the subscription to be put upon uploaders to host the content, since their business is hosting the files, not really the content itself.

Now, if they had a better or at least more transparent way of giving the creators a truly fair cut of the monetary gains earned through their videos I would have nothing against YouTube Premium aside from hating that a completely free service has to move to a paid service.

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In England. In America, it’s this.

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Toad in the hole.

Or avocado toast if there’s avocado spread on it too.

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But… They do exist. They’re just incredibly stupid and dangerous.

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I was once the highest ranked player of Shootmania in California.

Nevermind that I was also the only player in California at the time.

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So it’s not just me? I know they’re not just walking around; the insulation is pretty good. But they certainly thump around in random intervals up there, like they’re constantly arranging furniture. I thought maybe they had a dog but they don’t. And they only seem to be active between the hours 3 and 6 am.

Still not as bad as my next door neighbors who come outside their front door at 5am every single day, standing right in front of my bedroom window and yell at each other for an hour. I’m 🤏 this close to opening the window and yelling at them to STFU.

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“If I wanted to see Facebook or TikTok content, Id be on Facebook and TikTok.”

Goes on to scroll Reddit or Lemmy and upvote all the screenshots from Facebook and videos taken from TikTok

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Writing.

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Free- ballin’ Dilithium Crystalin’

Kolanaki,
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How to microwave ramen

“The package says not to put the cup in the microwave and to boil the water separately then pour it into the cup, but what does the Internet have to say?”

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Lemme know when you deploy them so I can claim one of my kids is stuck on it.

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Yeah, uh… I can’t read the “say my name” part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried’s voice in my head. Is that normal?

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Yep. It’s been years, but I remember seeing ads for and being sold on store shelves these copper bracelets that were like those medical alert bracelets, but copper, as well as copper threaded compression socks both being advertised as relieving pain, curing sickness, removing toxins from the body, and all that other snake-oily bull that’s been perpetuated about copper since mankind has been using the metal.

Hell, the socks I own aren’t even sold in the normal clothing section; they’re in the pharmacy with the back braces and splints and such.

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I spent slightly more than I usually do for some copper threaded compression socks.

I don’t give a damn about the pseudoscience bull about copper relieving pain; but I figured it’s stronger than cotton and it hasn’t let me down in the wear and tear department.

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Alas, poor Vorik… I didn’t know him very well.

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I never liked the dude on Voyager. Not Tuvok, but the other Vulcan… I can’t remember his name. But he was way more open about being a dick with a superiority complex than any other Vulcan I can think of, including Solok.

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Now I get this meme video I saw the other day of a scientist drinking from a mug, gagging, spitting it back into the cup and saying “Ugh yep. That was the moldy one.”

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And a sock.

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Spock on a cock on The Rock.

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I would have thought redneck automatically implied alcohol.

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“Nice Gordon Freeman costume.”

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Life is hard.

And so am I.

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