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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Best way to get out of a Timeshare?

Have you tried the door?

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Bolemia for BJs.

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…like being rated for ice

That might be a fun cruise. On an ice breaker through the arctic.

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This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

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Head Automatica - I Shot William H. Macy

What my friends and I heard when the album dropped: “Yeah, yeah… I put a sausage in your little hand!”

What the actual line says: “Yeah yeah, I’ll put assassins in your little head.”

Although my all-time favorite is and will forever be:

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy” - Jimmy Hendrix

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Mash, Blue’s Clues and MatPat.

For GenX: Mr. Rogers, maybe? Or, I dunno… Max Headroom? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Kal-toh.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/64297974-9675-403d-9019-7a7a17f8105a.jpeg

The concept would make it hard to sell since it’s never explained how the game actually works and is also extremely difficult.

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I keep them all in a little Tupperware so they don’t roll all over the place. And then I am real careful not to knock the Tupperware off the table.

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One of these things is not like the otherizzle.

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I am currently neither of those things.

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“You can have what’s left!”

“But there’s never anything left!”

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And it doesn’t work when plugged in anyway.

What shit ass displays are you using?

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“Suck my Philipenis.”

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I know Joy.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/fad704fc-2b2e-416f-9a3f-2101ce0bb384.jpeg

I ain’t ever seen Happiness.

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Gimme a the Thomas the Starship universe.

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All comic people look the same.

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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started from this orbital port

Aboard this star ship.

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Erdtree O Erdtree,

Erdtree O Erdtree

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I can’t believe Janeway made him take back the bed with satin sheets. And the puppy!

But also: the look of “omfg, really?” When Q and Q “have sex” by just touching (finger) tips. She was forever kicking herself after that. Could have had a demi-god child, a puppy and a heart shaped bed with satin sheets. Oh, and I guess maybe been sent home or something stupid, idk.

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Oui oui

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I say “fuck this” or “fuck that” or “fuck it all” or “fuck everything” pretty often. I guess that?

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Huh… And here I thought people said “unalived yourself” because of internet censorship. 🤔

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among other negative emotions

“You dumb horse! You’re a pile of manure and I hate you!”

Horse becomes aroused

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Until Jon Stewart’s rant about Chicago Style deep dish, I had always thought I had Chicago style. But it’s actually Detroit style that I’ve had.

Personally, I prefer New York style, tho.

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The inability to play most games.

The first time I used Linux, I couldn’t get it to work with my NIC so I couldn’t play Counter-Strike. Big nope.

The second time, it wouldn’t work with my GPU properly so anything that used 3D graphics either didn’t run at all, or gave single digit frame rates.

The last time I tried, Wine just wouldn’t work with anything or would constantly crash.

Until Linux is just super easy, plug’n’play, “it just works” like Windows, it will never become my daily use OS. The only thing I would run Linux on currently are purpose specific machines using a raspberry pi or similar computer, a server, or my phone.

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