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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Other, real people talking about it on sites like this. Finding groups with similar tastes as myself and seeing what they’re talking about. I also just read descriptions while I’m scrolling on the service or whatever and if it sounds good, I might check it out.

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It’s gotta be beaten back down.

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After me.

Steam Deck Switch emulation

Hey so I installed Yuzu (and many other emulators) via emu deck so the installation is taken care of I think except for the product keys and title keys I have a switch but dont want to fuck with getting the keys out of it and all that so Im trying to just download them I found a website called “theprodkeys.com” is this...

Kolanaki,
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I got mine from theprodkeys.com and they work.

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I must be an immortal because I cried for all 3.

Kolanaki,
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Save the dog by merging it’s mind with Seven of Nine’s body. Not because it’s a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.

Kolanaki,
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Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

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We now live in such large groups, a single giant elephant wouldn’t be enough.

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I just tap the tips of my finger and thumb to my tongue for a bit of moisture and then they open right up.

Kolanaki,
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I have a shotgun in TF2 named “Cobain’s Microphone.”

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It would destroy the poultry industry at least. Nobody would be able to catch a 12 legged chicken. They’re too fast.

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There is also a perk in the lock picking skill tree (the last one) that makes it irrelevant. Though I do recommend a mod that allows you to skip the otherwise useless legs in the skill tree you would need to take first.

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And a sock.

Kolanaki,
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Life is hard.

And so am I.

Kolanaki,
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Twolvix

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trips

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I find it pretty funny how later on he changes his clothes and they still look like they were just Tuvok and Neelix’s attire combined, the way his uniform is in this picture (when the accident just happened and it literally did combine them).

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I don’t say “when” until there is a mountain of cheese 2 feet high on my plate. And I sit there watching the plate in awkward silence the entire time.

Kolanaki,
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I was in the top 0.5% of time listened; but I play a relaxing sounds playlist when I sleep so it feels like cheating.

Kolanaki,
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Exactly. This isn’t anyone’s grampa.

It’s their great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grampa.

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Help I’m steppin’ into the Twilight Zone!

Place is a mad house, feels like being cloned.

My beacon’s been moved under moon and star,

Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far?

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“C’mon man, it’s burnt.”

Tosses quesadilla back to Cheech, who cooks it even more before tossing it back to Chong

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Too late

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Me with speed running explanations.

I don’t even give a shit about speed running. I just like hearing how people figure out weird ass glitches. Though most of the time, the explanation literally boils down to “they got extremely lucky.” Like the current world record for E2M3 in Quake.

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Mine’s been showing me some race track in France for like a month.

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