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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Lake of Liurinia, Circa 3247

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I wish a homie would come over and glaze my doughnut hole 😩

Kolanaki,
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I was expecting a anti-weed ad of a kid just boiling an egg for 4 hours.

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“This is what you get for having the name Bowser without our express written consent.”

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Batteries.

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The original one he showed off the first time was actually fully fuckable. This version doesn’t even look like it has a crotch.

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I was in Germany working on a cruise ship that was being finished up in the Bremerhaven dry dock when I was 19, it was after work and a bunch of us went out and got drunk as we did and while coming back after all our fun, we passed by a roll-up door that had “einfahrt” painted in huge block letters on it. One of the people in our group looks at it, points at yells “I fart too, but I don’t brag about it!”

Definitely the highlight of the trip.

I also remember hanging out at the bar that was on the docks having dinner and some of the other people on my ship were trying to ask where the bathroom was and the waitress and bartender didn’t understand a single way they were putting it until the guy was like “Ok, I’m sorry this may be a little crude but it’s the only way left I know how I might ask… Where can I take a scheisse?” Turns out they call it “water closet” (bathroom is just labeled “WC”) and that was the one term none of us had ever heard before.

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As a furry: Please don’t ask us to question where you got your username next. 😟

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Mine’s probably only shitty if you’re not a furry. I have been trying to design a skin-tight fur suit and head piece because I find the current way fursuits are made to be bulky and excessively hot because it’s not just fur, but hella foam too. Secondary benefits is that the headpiece would be connected in a way that opening and closing your jaw will open and close the jaw of the character head, as well as being easy enough to get on and off quickly and unassisted.

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Not of the first time, unfortunately. I was pretty young and my first experiences were not very memorable.

But when I was 13/14 I think, I went on a Boy Scout trip to the Lava Bed national park in Oregon. Our first night there, it snowed like 3 feet. Woke up to our tent buried somewhat. Sometimes later that day I was in a little clearing by myself trying to make a snowman and a deer and two foals wandered by and came up to sniff and lick me before taking off. I always call it my Disney Princess moment.

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pop

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I thought the damn meme said 2024 until I read this comment and thought you were 64 rn. 🤣

I’m bummed now. Got all excited it was gonna open next year. Gotta wait until I’m 57.

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My mom forced buzz cuts on me.

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I don’t have plans to block any. I’ve already blocked the active communities in some of the instances I might consider blocking in whole to the point I never see posts from those instances anyway as well as any individual problem user I run across. I don’t really see a reason to block an entire server because even the worst places have some good people, just like all the best places still have some shitty people. Unless the instance itself was dedicated to CP or something.

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Block’m All

“I won’t be happy until I stop seeing posts!”

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Same for me. All>New Comments. Treat it like an old PHPBB forum because everything at the top got there because someone recently commented.

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I’m split between three.

FF218C

FFD800

21B1FF

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shoots foam dart that sticks to cashier’s forehead

“You’re dead.”

Kolanaki,
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Shit you could have had them uncloaked and I’d still not be sure which I should select because I wouldn’t know if they were Klingon or Romulan.

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The only two I ever watched where this has happened and not simply them just up and disappearing was JonTron and Onison.

And it’s understandable why the quality went down. Not only did I grew up, they were both accused of and/or involved in grooming or some shit.

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MoistCritical looks like an unwashed hobo 90% of the time and sounds like the most disinterested person in the world.

I used to think that was intentional and he’s just a character like Francis. After a while I started to think otherwise.

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It’s not their fault reality started taking away their best ideas.

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Yep. It’s been years, but I remember seeing ads for and being sold on store shelves these copper bracelets that were like those medical alert bracelets, but copper, as well as copper threaded compression socks both being advertised as relieving pain, curing sickness, removing toxins from the body, and all that other snake-oily bull that’s been perpetuated about copper since mankind has been using the metal.

Hell, the socks I own aren’t even sold in the normal clothing section; they’re in the pharmacy with the back braces and splints and such.

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Klingons in TOS remind me of Vincent Price playing the devil.

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