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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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From my observations: Normal people don’t look at their phone; they listen to it.

If you’re expecting normal people to answer: Do you even know where you are right now? :p

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If the turd is big enough to cause the water to splash up your butt, it’s probably also big enough to leave you wide open.

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I’m sure Picard could get a hold of Q and make a deal.

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The dude in the funny hat. It’s like Q in the first episode of TNG. Even funnier when you also think about the other Q in Voyager that turns the ship into a Christmas ornament to hide from Q.

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I’m right here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Because they’re Claussen pickles. They’re pickled cold, sold cold, and meant to be stored and consumed cold. It even says on this very bucket “always keep refrigerated.”

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Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢

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I remember a time during the height of PHPBB forums when they were called image macros and most of them were designed with the implicit purpose of triggering people. That’s where things like this bad boy came from:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/85217d24-8975-407f-ab06-205a133ceefa.jpeg

It is very important that you all know that Sarah Silverman made out with Tim Russ during the time she was on Voyager. (www.cinemablend.com)

I kissed him [Robert Duncan McNeill] at the end of the episode, and he was standing on an apple box because God forbid you’re the same height as the girl. And then, I made out with him [Tim Russ] in real life....

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I kissed him [Robert Duncan McNeill] at the end of the episode, and he was standing on an apple box

Lol Tom is short.

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As an ordained Dudist Priest, I agree.

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Wait… Is it giving the mice yogurt that makes them sexy, or is it like beer goggles and eating yogurt makes you think mice are sexy? 🤔

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pronounced coup wrong

Ends up with a 2-door sports car

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I do this in GTA

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I spent slightly more than I usually do for some copper threaded compression socks.

I don’t give a damn about the pseudoscience bull about copper relieving pain; but I figured it’s stronger than cotton and it hasn’t let me down in the wear and tear department.

Yes, Scratch, Good Dog

Scratch is the bestest of the best boys. I think he got even better with the new patch. Maybe too good. I threw the vial of smokepowder to blast through a wall. And the good boy thinks I want to play fetch. So while everyone runs away from the wall and I’m getting ready to IGNIS the good boy fetches the smokepowder and brings...

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Wait what?! I thought that ball was just a random item he brings you that you can throw so he’d fetch it. It summons him?!

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Fresh baked sourdough 🤤

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I can’t remember if it was Voyager or DS9, but something I caught recently watching one of 'em was about a Vulcan night club having a Pon’farr night and I need to know what the fuck that’s all about.

Vulcan night club? That sounds like an oxymoron.

Pon’farr night? Is everyone horned up and just fucking on the dance floor?

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Oh. My. God.

You’re a genius!

I’m sure you could make a corn dog analogue that’s close enough without cornmeal based batter. Heck, use breakfast sausage, dip in pancake batter, deep fry. Best pigs in a blanket ever. 🤤

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Jay is more than likely a person, because I don’t think the kids are trying to bring back the old slang “jay” which was a somewhat derogatory term meaning “rube” given the context here.

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Left as a human, returned as a skrungly creature.

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It would be more environmentally friendly to just leave the dog shit alone instead of putting it in a bag first if you’re just gonna leave it on the ground still.

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My PC was about $800 altogether when I built it back a month before the COVID lockdowns. It uses a 1660 Super which doesn’t support DLSS or ray tracing; every game that’s on both PC and PS5 looks exactly the same. Even with ray tracing on the PS5 and I am literally comparing them side by side on identical displays.

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It’s still shitty even now that you pay for it. The free retro emulation doesn’t offset the connection issues and massive lag, nor does it excuse the god awful store.

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It’s too bad every dev runs their own (often piss-poor) servers instead of giving us dedicated server hosting software to run our own. Can’t go back to those days even if we wanted!

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Might as well leave the cheese singles wrapped while you eat it; you’re getting the plastic anyway.🤷🏻‍♂️

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