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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Can’t be remembered as bad if you kill all the haters.

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Including humans!

Kolanaki,
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Oh I think I know that one. Based on the previous comment, I thought it got sent into overdrive and was going hella fast that it may as well be a chainsaw lol

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They’re literally just dehydrated potatoes cut into flakes. Nothing is lost.

Kolanaki,
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Kolanaki

(I don’t have a robot and have to vacuum my self)

Kolanaki,
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Nah, she fat AF

Kolanaki,
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They stop doing it often because it gets homeless people coming to the store specifically to return carts that people didn’t return so they can collect the refund.

Kolanaki,
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Cookies.

Just gimme the dough 🤤

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Not of the first time, unfortunately. I was pretty young and my first experiences were not very memorable.

But when I was 13/14 I think, I went on a Boy Scout trip to the Lava Bed national park in Oregon. Our first night there, it snowed like 3 feet. Woke up to our tent buried somewhat. Sometimes later that day I was in a little clearing by myself trying to make a snowman and a deer and two foals wandered by and came up to sniff and lick me before taking off. I always call it my Disney Princess moment.

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Block’m All

“I won’t be happy until I stop seeing posts!”

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Good Mythical Morning has been around since before YouTube even existed and they still put out good shit. Even more so, with the GM Kitchen stuff (which I actually like more; those guys are fun as hell).

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They do not.

NP = Not P

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“Never violate the prime directive unless it’s the temporal prime directive.” - Cathrine Janeway

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The story here is simply “defacement.”

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Instead of playing Scrooge, Data should been the ghost of Christmas past.

The cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future.

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Someone didn’t read the label that said to wash the ship in cold water only and shrank the fucker.

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Durass! Pull the lever!

Computer: A WARP CORE BREACH IS IMMINENT.

WRONG LEVER!

Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?

Last time I checked there aren’t nerve endings in our brain, so it should be impossible to feel sensations in my brain. However, at random times during my life, like seeing the plot twist in Fight Club for example, I’ve felt feelings in my brain. I just felt it again now while doing some intense introspection, and I just...

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I feel all sorts of things seemingly in my brain but I am 99% sure they’re not the brain itself.

Headaches often feel like they are in my frontal lobe, but I’ve also gotten other kinds that feel like they are located in the back of the brain.

When I smoke weed, my brain feels like it is relaxing and sagging, leaning against the back of my forehead as it chills. My friend often referred to this as “Frankenstein Head” and I’ve always felt that was pretty apt.

If I stand up too fast (being a tall motherfucker), my brain feels like someone poured pop-rocks into my skull for a moment. I also see multicolored dots and swirls in my vision.

When I get brain freeze, well… That’s pretty self explanatory.

If someone was to tickle my back, stomach or nibble my ears, I get an electric tingle throughout my entire nervous system, including in the brain. It feels like being static shocked all over, but in a good way? A “pleasurable electrocution” is the only way to describe it.

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All of them? No.

My messaging apps get to notify me. Everything else gets to fuck off.

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Start launching nukes into space in all directions. Don’t stop until someone outside Earth complains.

Or maybe just transmit a radio signal that says “Marco.”

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Politicians.

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Are they trained to ask this when everyone at the table literally has their mouth full?

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The drama bits and plotlines are every bit as good as TNG/Voyager/DS9, but if you don’t like McFarlane’s humor, I doubt you would like the other 75% of the show’s content.

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Husky? Nah, that sumbish is obese.

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Maddox really only wanted to be able to replicate Data so he could have his very own harem of android sex machines.

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