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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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But if I had a gimp, I wouldn’t be alone. 🤔

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If “Kwisatz Haderach” is also a real thing that would be weird.

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Is it even lava after it cools in the bucket of water? Chemically, yes (or maybe? Wouldn’t the water change it just a bit?), but definition wise does lava not imply that it is still molten?

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gasp Blasphemy!

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Doing good for the wrong reasons is still an overall net gain.

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Is it the no colors or preservatives bit?

I kinda wonder if it’s the only one omitted because the non-english places also wouldn’t have foods that use artificial colors or preservatives.

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I like how the smoke is just a bunch of little poofs. It makes me imagine the pilot pretended to fart and giggle every time.

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I absolutely love my RGB smart bulbs. I remember when they first came out with smart lights and you not only needed the right bulb, but the smart bits were in the lamp, so you needed a special lamp too.

Being able to just buy smart bulbs and use them in anything is awesome. The ones I got can even be linked with IFTTT so I can do crazy shit like make the lights in my room react to my games.

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To be fair to Lemmy, this poster has been saying some pretty insane shit lately and possibly just attracting attention on themselves because of that.

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He fell ill in one of the deepest caves? That sounds ominous as fuck. What if he found some new bacteria or virus and getting him out is what starts the zombie apocalypse? 😱

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The Simpsons is still going.

It hasn’t been good for over a decade or more at this point.

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among other negative emotions

“You dumb horse! You’re a pile of manure and I hate you!”

Horse becomes aroused

Does Anyone Have a TIFU Moment When Cooking?

I was finishing a jar of extremely hot peppers (7 pot primos) that I had fermenting on Thanksgiving day. I made a hot sauce with them and cantaloupe. I had them in a pan at a low simmer to meld the flavors. The problem was the steam coming off was potent as hell. It filled the house when everyone was arriving and coughing from...

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I rubbed my eyes after cutting habaneros. 🥺

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Knowing about Napoleon’s blunder at trying to invade Russia, and Hitler doing something similar in WW2 while also being supposedly a fan of Napoleon, I always like to say that Hitler admired Napoleon so much, he emulated even his failures.

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Carry ons should be put in the overhead bin or tuck under your seat.

If you carry your baby onto the plane, be kind to your fellow passengers and put it in the bin.

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I’m more of a lollygagger, personally.

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Genetic Memory

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At the risk of sounding edgy: Sex.

I live in the US. Sex, even just plain boring vanilla sex, is such a taboo topic. Everyone’s uncomfortable about it, and that sucks. I think it’s interesting, and fun, and there’s so many things to talk about from actual activities to social constructs and more.

Whenever it comes up, I nerd out the same way I would when talking about a game I am currently obsessing over.

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The secret 3rd option:

Die in a cup in a bait shop refrigerator.

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Whatever it is, the raisens should be at the lowest with the chocolate just above them. I hate it when my trail mix is more chewy than crunchy.

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Well shit… I had just started an evil run the other day (literally last save is about to go into the gobbo camp to snag Minthara and fuck shit up). But now I think I’ll just wait for the patch :/

Edit: Yay it’s here! Time to go be a bad bitch 😎 Damn Larian! I expected this to take like a week from the announcement. Love ya!

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A lot of hacking is actually social engineering. It’s not hard to get a tech-illiterate person to give up their password, and that’s the softest target for an attack.

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I’m so far from a perfect circle that people constantly call me a square.

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I’ve been thinking about UI recently because of BG3 and Starfield.

Larian has a really smart idea with theirs by having a totally different UI when playing with a controller over M&KB. It’s not perfect, but they are so vastly different and perfect for either way you’re controlling. They seem to understand what does and doesn’t work for either way you would play the game.

Then I started playing Starfield and, you know… It’s Bethesda. The UI is what it is in their games, like always. Optimized for controllers, and just controllers. For viewing on a TV and not a small screen. It also was a bit confusing with the 4 square menu, the first thing you see when pressing escape/start. If you have to give me a tutorial on how to navigate your menus: your menus suck.

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Pretty sure this is a dinosaur brain.

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