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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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It’s my body; I get to decide what goes in it. Poison or not. This isn’t a win at all.

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“Probably didn’t know we could map the human genome… but in 2003…”

I graduated high school in 2003, and had already heard the human genome had been mapped before entering high school. It may not have been true at the time, but I never once heard that it wouldn’t be completed due to the complexity. lol

Actually quite a few of these were already being taught at my high school before it was more common knowledge. Like the stuff with Columbus and Edison. Which now makes me think my school was actually more progressive than I initially thought.

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Huh… And here I thought people said “unalived yourself” because of internet censorship. 🤔

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Those ads are in the podcasts themselves, not added by Spotify.

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Sad.

It’s not being played by an octopus.

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I’ve attempted many times.

I’ve only succeeded once.

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Sell it as edible salt.

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Yo momma soooo fat…

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The AM/PM down the street has had Halloween decor up since Sept 2.

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Now I wonder what it tastes like… I bet it’s like a flavor explosion.

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And it’s outright pointless to sprinkle it over meats, it’s like dropping a bucket of water in the ocean.

Hard disagree.

I’ve experimented a lot with my meats (I like to bbq steaks and make jerky) and seasonings, and I can definitely notice a huge improvement when I use Accent (pure MSG) over when I don’t, even when it’s the only thing not shared between two pieces of meat cooked together.

Salt + pepper is good.

Salt + pepper + MSG is even better.

Salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder and MSG is the GOAT.

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The deeper the sound of the dink donks, the fatter the father becomes.

Kolanaki,
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Can I get a source on the picture without the text?

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So you’re saying memes about AI don’t belong in Science communities, because it’s more of an art? 🤔

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Because the food is almost always going to be salted several times during cooking, but pepper is best put on very fresh afterward and isn’t necessarily used on everything.

But also: Where do you have to ask for salt? I’ve never been to even a fancy place that didn’t keep salt on the table.

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OP must be a Romulan. Only a Romulan could be this hostile and ignorant.

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It’s a written article; they probably had to hit a minimum word count.

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Matt Stone and Trey Parker bought the real Casa Bonita and improved everything all around; from the decor and atmosphere, the food and drinks, and pays the staff, IIRC, $32/hour.

It’s not a big conglomerate, but it’s the closest example I could even think of.

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I was expecting quite a different final panel. I have a dirty mind.

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“Your password is incorrect”

“Oooooh…”

Types “incorrect”

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Bit hoppy, innit?

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clinking a bunch of sample vials together while they are attached to my fingers

“SCIENTISTS… COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!”

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I would always see and hear about poor people having their homes broken into and things stolen and I was always like “Why don’t you rob someone who’s rich?”

Because rich people have better security. Which makes it harder. 😮‍💨

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I remember some army video on STDs from the 40’s or 50’s that was riffed on by the MST3K dudes that had a guy say when he had an itch in his dingus, he would “just douche the canal with whiskey.”

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I love the implication that DS9’s crew is what caused the bar fight in the Trouble with Tribbles episode.

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