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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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If it’s got strings, it’s good. This includes piano.

Kolanaki,
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Getting my dogs.

Kolanaki,
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“Man, I sure am ancient.”

Kolanaki,
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Between how many users shit on the food posted at Foodporn and give praise to garbage like Olive Garden I’m gonna stop listening to advice about food coming from this site.

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I usually like everything, but Olive Garden is the one restaurant I won’t even go to if someone else is paying. Absolutely God awful what they do to pasta there.

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Would be me… 'cept I’m not full of cheese :(

Kolanaki,
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Better be careful he doesn’t spill the salt.

Kolanaki,
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No, that’s still an issue somehow 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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I remember when gaming and D&D were niche interests. They got popular, and now look at them. 😩

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I just tap the tips of my finger and thumb to my tongue for a bit of moisture and then they open right up.

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Should probably mention I pick up the fruits and veggies with the bag like picking up dog doo, so I’m not licking my fingers and then touching food on the shelf. It shouldn’t be an issue of licking dirty hands after work; you can wash them in a bathroom either coming into the store or before leaving your jobsite.

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Non-polish squirrels have gay ears.

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Because they’re Claussen pickles. They’re pickled cold, sold cold, and meant to be stored and consumed cold. It even says on this very bucket “always keep refrigerated.”

Kolanaki,
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Because I’m actually an entire race of aliens desperately trying to make contact with humans.

Kolanaki,
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Even before I knew how common diamonds actually are and that their perceived rarity and thus price are bullshit, I wasn’t at all interested in shiny rocks. I’m not a fucking bird.

Kolanaki,
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They can cut glass very easily. But they can make artificial diamond good enough for that in a factory.

Kolanaki,
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Force Shaun to use his crib again when you finally find him.

“Time for bed, Shaun.”

“For god’s sake, dad, I’m a grown man! Physiologically, I’m older than you are!”

“Don’t make me spank you.”

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What if you literally can’t even?

Kolanaki,
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Could have easily had every person on the bridge be one of the actors who has played The Doctor.

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https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/6dee3301-7cd5-46ce-85a5-eaee8a740919.jpeg

CUM QUAT

Kolanaki,
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The leaves of the shrub Catha Edulis.

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Chocolate and spice actually go together really well. Like Mexican mole and, yes, chili. Though you would usually use an unsweetened dark chocolate (like 70% or more cacao).

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Need a bun moon and a mustard nebula to collide with.

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And it doesn’t work when plugged in anyway.

What shit ass displays are you using?

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50f is pretty comfy unless you hate long sleeves or are super sensitive to it being slightly cold.

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