LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

What??

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e1c59cd8-a7d5-4afd-961b-2da5a8c3a4cd.jpeg

okay I understand your confusion but I’m pretty sure Skeletor’s holding a remote control for the television.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Where was this when I was preparing for my colonoscopy? I’m serious. when you prepare for your colonoscopy you will also be inventing this lazy boy recliner toilet in your mind. although the butt needs to be in line with the backrest. And legs hiked up to a “squatty potty” position. This needs to be a standard piece of furniture for all people preparing for colonoscopies. Because you will be on the toilet for HOURS and the toilet seat needs to be even more cushioned, to avoid the bruises on the backs of your legs from sitting on the toilet for hours.

LemmyKnowsBest,

ANUSTART

LemmyKnowsBest,

Bidet users are depraved kinksters

LemmyKnowsBest,

That’s the closest some of us will ever get to romance. Most won’t even be that lucky.

LemmyKnowsBest,

dammit you just ruined Batman for me. I swear I was gonna get around to watching it eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The reason cars don’t carry around two spare tires is because they consume a lot of space. cars don’t have a lot of space to store a bunch of tires. All cars carry one spare tire because most likely in an emergency one tire will go out, so you replace it then get to a shop ASAP to sort things out. If two or more tires go out, stay where you are and summon assistance.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is Lemmy really this desperate for content?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

What? About the ants? This is nothing. I’ve been through hell and back a million times over much worse things.

LemmyKnowsBest,

😸💗

LemmyKnowsBest,

You are the fifth person to make the same comment and we’ve already discussed this.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Found the guy who isn’t an HOA prisoner.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

captivity

captivated

that caged bird is experiencing both those things at the same time

LemmyKnowsBest,

When I was 9 years old I learned in elementary school that Australia is both a continent and a country.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Why so few frames per second?

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s just funny because people who prefer to communicate through email seem more geriatric than people who prefer to communicate by phone

LemmyKnowsBest,

Superintendent? Don’t you mean janitor? Custodian?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I learned about this “call of the void” on Reddit and am surprised that so many people experience this.

I don’t. Am glad I don’t. Intrusive counterproductive dangerous deadly thoughts, ugh, why? Can psychotherapy cure people from having such thoughts?

LemmyKnowsBest,

dude. you couldn’t even wait until march 14th to post this?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

wow is that really a recent picture of him? I thought he was on Ozempic that miracle starvation drug that gives people 24/7 diarrhea.

LemmyKnowsBest,

No. We don’t advertise things here. Don’t ever do this again. BAD.

LemmyKnowsBest,

oh ! yes that’s understandable

LemmyKnowsBest,

You could at least spare his life, just skin that part of his arm off. Put his skin in the bottle. But let the man live.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Mighty Heteromorphic Mollusk Rangers

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