LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yes. Say “Bag size 20x30cm…approx” as you’re leaving a room. Add finger guns for added coolness.

LemmyKnowsBest,

here are the correct relevant words to the song/nursery rhyme:

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

everywhere that Mary went

her lamb was sure to go

LemmyKnowsBest,

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LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I didn’t really know much about him until fairly recently, I remembered when he died and everyone on Reddit was mourning him and I had never really heard of him, but lately I’ve been binge-watching Norm Macdonald clips on YouTube and oh my gosh I’m captivated by him.

kind of similar sense of deadpan captivating humor as Nathan Fielder who I also just recently became aware of and I’m also currently mesmerized by.

LemmyKnowsBest,

When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.

LemmyKnowsBest,

to look good? If you think haircuts drawn by a sharpie look good, then ok.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I contemplated the same question yesterday and quickly came to the conclusion that the copyright year of each cartoon is already included in the picture, So I’m already satisfied with that.

and to expect OP to research & determine the exact date of original publication would be a lot of pointless effort.

I’m fine with the current modern date being posted on these because we are living in the present and I could easily glance at these and know whether or not I’ve read it before, because oh my gosh it’s seven December and that is right now!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Well yeah but here’s the thing. In 1989 The Cosby show was at its peak popularity and in 1989 very few people if anyone knew that Bill Cosby had been sedating & raping women in his free time. I was a little girl & watched the cosby show every week on TV, it was a great show portraying a great family, bill seemed like a model father and model citizen, he portrayed a doctor on the show.

My surgical procedure at the time took place in Long Beach California which isn’t far from Hollywood, and in retrospect, based on that weird question my anesthesiologist asked me just as I was going under,

I have a feeling that he may have known what Bill Cosby had going on behind the scenes. Because WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE ASKED ME SUCH A CREEPY QUESTION AT SUCH A SPOOKY VULNERABLE MOMENT

And the only reason I vividly remember him asking me that was because I only had a brief moment to contemplate his question and formulate my thoughts and response, and my first thought was “that’s a weird question but yeah I guess Bill Cosby is a great guy, good TV show” MY DAD EVEN HAD A BILL COSBY BOOK ON HIS BOOKSHELF 🤦‍♀️But all those thoughts took a fraction of a second and I had no time to reply to his question before I went unconscious.

LemmyKnowsBest,

okay, I’m sure Reddit Lemmy comments serve as a legal last will and testament & post-mortem directives. So we will remember what you told us.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jeez, a refrigerator-sized cardboard box would be free.

LemmyKnowsBest,

She has composed herself with such dignity and grace All these years and she articulates the whole debacle so well including all the political and social implications involved, and so relatably and so intelligently. How can we not respect her

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yup. as a huge truck driver and also as a bicyclist, I’m always very aware of bike lanes, especially these mergey-switchy areas. I have been the bicyclist in this situation before and I have been hit by a car in even less-dangerous traffic patterns before. I’m very conscientious about bicyclists when I’m driving.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’d be fascinated to see all the medical data of men who suddenly developed prostate cancer in December because they didn’t wank in November.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah, way beyond logical. like it’s literally Thanksgiving Day and they are already gathered and they’re still debating on whether or not they’re going to participate in the gathering 🤦‍♀️

LemmyKnowsBest,

the lady in the green dress took the guy’s beer

LemmyKnowsBest,

This woman tried so hard to stay with him till he died but she just couldn’t bear it any longer. Although she bailed from the old wrinkly prune before he died, implicitly breaking her contract, thankfully he still left her $5 million dollars and a 7 million house.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay I’ll do it. It will be the naughtiest thing I’ve ever done because I’m pretty boring.

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