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LillyPip, to memes in why would he do that?

Christ on a bike. They make creams.

LillyPip, to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american
LillyPip, to memes in Pushovers

Kinky.

LillyPip, to lemmyshitpost in I don't know how to title this

One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.

I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.

LillyPip, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american

Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.

He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.

LillyPip, to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american

Though rare, some people have had to have the procedure done as an adult, so they know the difference.

LillyPip, to lemmyshitpost in Venus by Tuesday

Basically, yeah.

LillyPip, to memes in Water, water, everywhere...

My $35 bidet is awesome and just diverts water from the tank. It took less than 10 minutes to install: remove seat, place bidet, replace seat, unscrew tank water supply, screw in water splitting hose. You don’t even need to turn off the water, that’s how easy it is. It’s great for renters, too, because you’re not actually making any modifications, and it’s easy to remove with no trace.

Mine’s a Luxe, but there are several like it in the same price range.

LillyPip, (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.

Rat?! You rodentiphobe shrew!

LillyPip, to mildlyinteresting in This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.

Mmm. 6 year old bagels.

LillyPip, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in No touchy da seat

In the grand tradition of reposting things ….

eta: the previous thread was a sausage fest; I think this is more relatable to women, though.

LillyPip, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, but...

It definitely is. Kids bike down my street every day, though much more on weekends, I think because most schools near me don’t allow walking or biking to/fro anymore. Some kids getting run down on rural roads because they’ve been paved and turned into highways made it too unsafe for many kids to walk or bike to school, and it was too big a headache to have selective rules.

I’m in a suburban area between rural and city where kids don’t have to worry about high speed traffic or much violent crime, so kids are still free-range here. They videogame, too, of course.

LillyPip, to science_memes in He did though.

Hahaha 🙃🙁😖😭

LillyPip, to comicstrips in JPEG

Yes, and that’s stupid.

It’s not ‘Jraphical Image Format’. Gah!!!

LillyPip, to memes in Amiright?

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