Mediocre_Bard

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Mediocre_Bard,

Could you still fuck a general? Asking for a hoplite.

Mediocre_Bard,

Being able to turn the end of my dick into a water balloon is all the substantive utility I require, sir.

Mediocre_Bard,

Asshole

Mediocre_Bard,

That is such a good movie.

Mediocre_Bard,

Apple Pie. The first step is nearly impossible.

Mediocre_Bard,

I have heard this so many times, but I absolutely refuse to believe that it is real.

Mediocre_Bard,

Existence is pain. Religion is one of many ways to relieve it.

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    Mediocre_Bard,

    ixxx.com

    Mediocre_Bard,

    I’m going to turn this entire text into a poster. This is beautiful.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    I want to know everything.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    The YouTube one, for sure. I could learn so much!

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Intergalactic diplomacy will play out in World of Warcraft.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    That kid’s getting fucked up either way.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    I imagine it will be more like couples’ skating than a 1 v 1 competition.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Seriously! Amazing song.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Check out Jim Carrie’s version. It gets dark.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Censorship and restraint from the government. This isn’t that, so the consequences are not covered.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Like, Cyclops lasers or cat toy lasers?

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Judging from the comments, this is an actual problem and I have a small penis. TIL.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    United States.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    World of Warcraft Retail.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Nah. Too much. Maybe 3 potential sticks.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Perfect.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    World of Warcraft Retail … still.

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