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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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There’s a joke?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s a great ride

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Thank you for the nomination!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It is indeed

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’ve no fucking clue honestly

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Classic kid antics

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Actually I’m pretty sure it’s a contemporary fish.

Though fish may be atheistic, so it might just be some grampa.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Definitivt nära nog. Åtminstone inte Ø.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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The worst parts of the animal that can’t be used in other meat products

You say that like actually using all parts of the animal you’ve killed is a bad thing

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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But did you try seven?

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You say that like grinding it up and selling it as meat-adjacent isn’t a valid choice!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I assume that which doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Oh yeah that’s for certain. It’s a spicy life.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Probably. If you eat ten you have eaten seven.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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I feel like it needs butter tbh. That being said I haven’t tried one. Can’t eat corn.

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A wheat dog is basically a hot dog in a bun anyway, so yeah it would probably be tasty. Salt free butter probably.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Dr Pepper

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Cream soda

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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You’re asking if I’m me or if I’m a banana because only one of those is true.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That would be a violation of my HIPAA rights

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It asked for a renovation and this is a renovation what else would one want

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Same

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Pwned

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It’s a work of art

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