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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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In Swedish it would be Penö, so I suggest Peni…s

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That’s a better one!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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What if I told you nothing is real

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Now that is the real question.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Next you’ll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

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I mean the L. Like in salmon.

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Yep. It is indeed. Same with the K in knight, which was added for no fucking reason. Sweden also has an island called Öland which means island land.

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Did you mean bent ass-spoons?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Oh yeah I confused it with some other word.

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Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter. Deep fried.

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Both are just fine. Though it is certainly, not certainty. But I’m assuming that was autocorrect.

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Damn it

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Big tiddy?

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https://media.tenor.com/ddo8FOwmssYAAAAM/swimming-kanye-west.gif

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I don’t get why it exists either. That’s why I put it in Lemmy Shitpost. But yes it should really have a gender neutral cum.

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I was waiting for that

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I’m feeling fat and sassy

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It’s what he would’ve wanted

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https://media.tenor.com/J4rUkZqotgwAAAAM/asdf-train.gif

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Ain’t that the truth my dudes

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I like trains

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Important factor in every couch I’m looking at investing in

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Damn they’re really going at it!

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Massively

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Is there an alternative?

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