SPRUNT

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Auntie Semitism

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TIL almonds have nipples.

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Yeah, that’s what I said.

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Educated people are harder to control. It’s why Republicans attack education at every opportunity.

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e3b82d6b-74fe-4317-8eb5-5198050b6f18.webm

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Do you… Do you think that the water in the bowl is what gets sprayed on your ass?

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And you can guarantee they come in 15 minutes before closing because someone mentioned the place at Bible study.

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Duht duht duh duh, duht da-duh duh Duht daht dah da-dah daht duht-dah

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If my ex packed me anything before I left, it’d be dynamite… And she’d pack it up my ass.

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Self-annihilation by greedy religious lunatics.

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My company sent me a fishing test email from a “no-reply@companyname.com” email address. I sent it to our security department and asked if I would ever get legitimate emails from that address. They never responded except to say that I passed the phishing test, so I set up a filter to automatically forward emails from that to our security department with a message questioning its validity. Let’s security tell me if emails are legit or not.

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The “Forgot password?” link is my new login process.

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“I don’t like to talk about my flair.”

Also, “habitually” sounds like a negative thing when it can just be boiled down to personality for some people.

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“It’s coming right for us!”

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Le tits now

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I think it’s his lung

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At least Bill Gates was connected to Xbox, or something.

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Of course not. You gotta build your landlords retirement instead.

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Cream Soda Shasta in a half-can is a time machine that sends me to my grandparents house when I was 7.

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OP is salty about the growing impact of peanut allergies.

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WRONG! After minorities, it’s poor people. Then doing their job. :P

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They only support fascism-lite because it’s the next step on the way to pure-fascism.

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Have you tried cannibis? Heavy CBD topicals do wonders for my hands, a nice bit to smoke gives near-instant relief, and an edible or tincture helps the inflammation for a longer term. My wife uses hemp-derived salves and tinctures because she doesn’t like the feeling of being high, and has been a daily user since the first time she tried. It hasn’t cut the need for the rheumatoid meds entirely, but it’s helped delay an increase in dosage.

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You’d like to think that, but I’ve heard multiple people say “better wrong than liberal” without any sarcasm over recent years. This is absolutely a belief of some.

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If you think the US doesn’t use literal slave labor, you haven’t looked at how our prison systems operate.

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