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Legacy News Media: We literally have no idea why Gen Z has given up on literally everything, has decided to not save for the future, and instead is trying to live and enjoy their life now.

Real World: Dearth of opportunities to make a life for yourself, every industry has reached is maximum zenith and now makes money by wringing pennies out of consumers, you need money to exist anywhere, there are no more places to just be, and the government is clearly corrupt and about to be taken over by a literal fucking fascist party because the other party is full of pussies who don’t want to “upset the status quo” and keep letting the fucking fascists get away with shit, because “we have to follow the laws, even the ones that clearly benefit the fascists, passed by fascists. It’s the law and if we don’t take it seriously, everything falls apart. Sorry that means the fascists will win.” Oh, and climate change is about to destroy our ability to even have a functional society.

As a millennial, I’m ready for a fucking dirt nap. Things just keep getting worse and fuck nobody is coming to save me or anyone else. Everyone is so caught up in their own lives and problems no one has the time or effort to give anyone else, meaning we’re all suffering alone.

Literally what is even the fucking point of struggling to the natural end of my life? There isn’t one.

It didn’t have to be this way, but a lot of old selfish pieces of shit decided that it was more important to trash the planet and live the high life during their hayday, and then give all their children and grandchildren a swift kick in the ass and says “Children are our future! I just made that up! Now go fix the fucking messes we made for you! We’re not concerned with mass extinction, because we’ll be dead and it won’t be our problem! Good luck, or not!”

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It was all getting spoiled for me in social media anyway.

Found the Risa community member.

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What’s really wild is that people arguing for things like Right-to-Repair would be anywhere near right-wing to begin with.

Like, Louis, you don’t see how the entire conservative ideology undermines ideas like right-to-repair? How can you be like “Yeah, I trust these guys who all would shut down the things I’m arguing for,” and just be oblivious to it?

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Repairing things used to be normal. From that point of view, conservatism is perfectly right.

Conservatism has only ever existed to keep an aristocracy. Look at history, it’s literally why it developed as an ideology, because a lot of the aristocracy from Europe didn’t actually want the aristocracy to end, so they needed to make up political positions that supported the idea that there should be an untouchable elite to whom laws don’t apply.

It has literally never, ever existed to “conserve” anything like natural resources or the rights of individuals. At it’s core it was about retaining Kings, Queens, Dukes, and Lords without actually keeping those, but instead making it about wealth.

So yeah, gonna hard disagree on that. Conservatism is the source making laws that deny you the ability to repair, the conservatives aren’t the ones out here fighting for it.

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My principle is I don’t hang out in fucking Nazi spaces.

Like, I wouldn’t go to a bar that advertised itself as a Nazi bar, and I wouldn’t upload my content to a site like this, that has enough Nazis on it that they’re in the recommended videos for a fucking Louis Rossman video.

If Louis is happy hanging out at Nazi bars, that’s on him and you can hardly hang that on “principles.”

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They are sure the Leopard will never eat their face.

SnotFlickerman,
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If it wasn’t for Handsome Boy Modeling School, I’d still have sixty dollars.

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Steve Martin understood this.

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She lookin pretty Sus coming out of that air vent.

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Underrated film, Jim Jarmusch’s Coffee & Cigarettes

My favorite part will always be the short that started it all, Coffee & Cigarettes: Somewhere in California with Iggy Pop and Tom Waits.

I wonder if it’s Janeway’s favorite film.

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Dead Man will always be my favorite (still love seeing Gary Farmer in stuff), but I have a soft spot for Jarmusch’s more experimental stuff, which has been more of his recent stuff.

I’m not even sure The Dead Don’t Die is experimental as much as it is satirical. It was a fun little romp, though.

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Guy is channeling Ted Kaczynski over here.

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Those Yellow Bastards…

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I think a better act would be people unsubscribing from this community in protest until the mods actually start removing this kind of fucking garbage.

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If starting a new life involves these kind of videos no longer showing up in my privacy focused communities, count me in.

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Not just the surplus value, the actual value, too, through Wage Theft!

SnotFlickerman,
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Just don’t let Dee Dee Damar make a friggin rap album!

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Nah they’d be leaking deets on Starfleet cloaking tech to the Borg via a videogame forum.

SnotFlickerman,
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“What? I came in here for an argument!”

“Oh. Oh! I’m sorry, this is abuse. You want next door.”

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And what else will I complain about when I go downtown? I want to be able to complain about how we need to clean the riffraff of the streets, but it gives me no joy if we’re actually getting them off the streets! I need something to fucking whinge about!

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Exactly. I fucking live downtown and I have more to complain about businesses that operate down here than the damn homeless.

The only “thugs” I ever see downtown is the posse of ten cops it takes to shoo one homeless person out of a park.

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This is your brain on Ketracel White.

Any questions?

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this isn’t a meme, it’s just someones fetish.

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The Dance Dance Revolution will not be televised.

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