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Lmao this “Overlords” guy again. How many fucking alts are you going to spin up to keep shitting out this over-simplistic drivel. This one is just 24 minutes old.

Like, do you really have nothing the fuck better to do with your life other than shit out some fearmongering about “Overlords?” The fact that you can’t name them by name but are using a dumbfuck “overlords/illuminati/what-the-fuck-ever” shows how simplistic this thought process you’re going through is.

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And what do you bet his version of the elite trying to subjugate the masses is being told he can’t say ethnic slurs online.

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Way too close to the actual plot of

spoilerScott Pilgrim Takes Off!

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Sorry everybody, I didn’t mean to actually summon the pedantic ghost of Richard Stallman.

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Trump doesn’t use desktops, he uses Android or iOS.

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Or a perfect illustration of why Lemmy sorta rules.

Depending on the perspective.

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They were capturing extra-dimensional beings and using their corpses to power their starship so they could get home faster.

Just say “Body Thetans,” it’s okay to admit that some Starfleeters are secretly Scientologists.

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I emptied mine paying for life-saving medication!

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Thanks for recognizing this. It’s the cops, it’s the DAs, its the Prosecutors that work for the city/state/nation (RIP Aaron Swartz, a victim of one of those), it’s the judges who take all cops word as unfettered truth and do nothing but view regular citizens with unbridled skepticism and contempt, its the mayors/governors who are scared of the cops and keep capitulating to them because the cops just won’t do anything except draw a paycheck if they don’t like what you’re doing politically. The feeble milquetoast broken losers that bend over and take it from the cops because they’re scared of the cops abusing them or the fucking MAGAs abusing them are the enablers. We’re seeing the pinnacle of it right now, endlessly using kid gloves on Donald “Literal Treasonous Spy” Trump because “oh but he might appeal” and “oh but his followers might do nasty things to us, so we don’t want to upset them.” What a bunch of loser ass fucking pussies. So worried about their own skins that they’re going to let us fall into fascism under the waffling of “But it’s not our fault the Republicans and the Cops and Judges hate citizens and think they’re all criminal scum, we have to follow these crazy, unhinged laws that they wrote after literally rigging elections to benefit themselves. There’s literally nothing we can do!” They’re enablers because anybody who gave a single damn would know there’s plenty they could fucking do, and yes it means calling Republicans on their bullshit chicanery and fucking doing something about it.

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The faces in the second panel say “Whoever smelt it dealt it.”

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No, no, it’s the one that’s like Stargate.

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I’m definitely this kind of Trekkie.

The dumb, Andy Samberg one I mean.

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And yet the top suggested videos were about how the Crusades were justified and how cop shootings are justified.

I would think if the largest community was programmers, those kind of videos would be suggested, not this shit.

Top suggested videos sadly speaks otherwise about the people on this site.

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It’s not just Netflix, it’s every licensing issue in every country.

I love lots of foreign television, but quite a lot of it isn’t immediately available (or ever available) in my country.

If I want to watch those shows or movies, I am literally at the mercy of the piracy community helping me access them, because there’s a good chance that it’s either months or years away from release in my country, or that I’ll be unlucky and it will never release here at all.

It’s a completely broken system, and Gabe Newell called it what it was over a decade ago. Piracy is a service problem, not a pricing problem.

It won’t be solved without massive changes to international copyrights and how shows/movies are bought and sold on an international market.

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Ah, Chris Elliott, my muse.

https://i.giphy.com/media/LkfxpKQRmitgRmGKKz/giphy.webp

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We live in the darkest timeline.

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Data’s version of A Christmas Carol.

He is visited by the ghosts of Steve Wozniak, Linus Torvalds, and Richard Stallman, all telling Data that he must “Open Source” his code.

I’d smoke a blunt after an experience like that, too.

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The real issue is humanity is pumping out more and more content each year, to the point where it would take several lifetimes to consume it all. This means there is no big central pillar anymore, simply everyone is into just their own stuff. Everyone’s tastes are so unique that other than some cursory similarities in taste most people still have wildly different preferences. It was always this way, but now with near endless content of books, blogs, websites, news, tv shows, movies, music, and video games people have more choice than ever and each choice means they are missing more and more other content by making that choice.

Its so overwhelming its making some people check out of media consumption nearly entirely.

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Most traditions start with humans looking for an excuse to drink and party and generally overindulge.

Any old excuse will do, even celebrating genocide.

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When the punchline is in the title.

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I mean… Coffee is the love of her life.

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goodboomerhumor vibes.

Privacy is not just an illusion; it’s a delusion

Privacy is not just an illusion; it’s a delusion. Things like privacy statements and permission to use cookies are little more than sophisticated propaganda. If you think for a moment the Overlords cannot prepare a dossier on you within minutes that would make your mother faint and your father die of shame, you’re living in...

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You hear that, plebes? The governments of the world have already won, so you shouldn’t even try being an independent human being with a sliver of privacy.

You’re not entirely wrong but the defeatist attitude screams “I love the flavor of this boot.”

“The “Overlords” of this world are that smart and special, maybe you should just let them be in charge” is a real wild fuckin take. Especially when the last fifteen years have been nothing but evidence that the “Overlords” of the world are absolute fucking dipshits just like anyone else.

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