SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it’s starting to leak.

SpaceNoodle,

It looks significantly less like a clover leaf …

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

No, most cloverleaves use single lanes, and the resultant curves make them resemble the leaf of a clover.

SpaceNoodle,

Not even approaching joke

SpaceNoodle,

Not even approaching risotto

SpaceNoodle,

That’s the gist of how it likely works; the wake word is detected by an “always on” audio DSP, but a software mode prevents the passing of microphone data back up to the SoC. I’m actually quite familiar with Amazon Echo engineering design, and they implement the “mute” feature in a manner that takes privacy seriously: the LED indicator on that button is hardwired to only turn on when the microphone is literally powered off. Thus, an Echo device can’t even manage such a cheeky response, nor can a software bug or hack enable listening while the mute button is lit.

SpaceNoodle,

That was the joke, which I was trying to help further by pretending that there was nothing wrong with that.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Kelvin is an absolute scale, not measured in degrees

SpaceNoodle,

I didn’t ask.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s powered by Bing. You get the same results if you just use regular Bing without the bird decorations.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s just Bing with extra steps.

SpaceNoodle,

DDG has Bing under the hood.

SpaceNoodle,

ITT: people who don’t know that DuckDuckGo is just Bing with a bird on it

SpaceNoodle,

Does it turn into a cucumber if you compare a whole number to an irrational number?

SpaceNoodle,

The “less than” symbol is not limited to whole numbers.

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, that’s usually what happens when you’re wrong, bucko.

SpaceNoodle,

No, “jaypej.”

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t get it.

SpaceNoodle,

Nah

SpaceNoodle,

Dragon balls are magical. Got it.

SpaceNoodle,

Oh. I never watched dragon balls.

SpaceNoodle,

If it’s Alabama, they could be both

SpaceNoodle,

It’s perfectly orgiable in either.

SpaceNoodle,

Any anal sex, really

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

There’s less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated

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