SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

If it’s Alabama, they could be both

SpaceNoodle,

It’s just Bing with extra steps.

SpaceNoodle,

ITT: people who don’t know that DuckDuckGo is just Bing with a bird on it

SpaceNoodle,

DDG has Bing under the hood.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s powered by Bing. You get the same results if you just use regular Bing without the bird decorations.

SpaceNoodle,

No, “jaypej.”

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Kelvin is an absolute scale, not measured in degrees

SpaceNoodle,

That was the joke, which I was trying to help further by pretending that there was nothing wrong with that.

SpaceNoodle,

Not even approaching risotto

SpaceNoodle,

Not even approaching joke

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

No, most cloverleaves use single lanes, and the resultant curves make them resemble the leaf of a clover.

SpaceNoodle,

It looks significantly less like a clover leaf …

SpaceNoodle,

That’s the gist of how it likely works; the wake word is detected by an “always on” audio DSP, but a software mode prevents the passing of microphone data back up to the SoC. I’m actually quite familiar with Amazon Echo engineering design, and they implement the “mute” feature in a manner that takes privacy seriously: the LED indicator on that button is hardwired to only turn on when the microphone is literally powered off. Thus, an Echo device can’t even manage such a cheeky response, nor can a software bug or hack enable listening while the mute button is lit.

SpaceNoodle,

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it’s starting to leak.

SpaceNoodle,

Any anal sex, really

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

There’s less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t get it.

SpaceNoodle,

Oh. I never watched dragon balls.

SpaceNoodle,

Dragon balls are magical. Got it.

SpaceNoodle,

Nah

SpaceNoodle,

The “less than” symbol is not limited to whole numbers.

SpaceNoodle,

Does it turn into a cucumber if you compare a whole number to an irrational number?

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, that’s usually what happens when you’re wrong, bucko.

SpaceNoodle,

I didn’t ask.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s perfectly orgiable in either.

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