Tristaniopsis

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Tristaniopsis,

Sorry, I reached for the most extreme thing I could think of quickly.

Tristaniopsis,

What? You mean you don’t suck/ push them in/ out for a few minutes before releasing them into the wild to seek their fortune elsewhere?

Tristaniopsis,

If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

Tristaniopsis,

Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.

Tristaniopsis,

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

Tristaniopsis,

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

Chickens feet?

Priapulida?

The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

Tristaniopsis,

I’ve been for other issues but it’s more or less all the same: “pull yourself together, stop XYZ”

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

The girl, who is now about 49 with two kids.

I’m fine with being oldish. I’m a much wiser and less impulsive person.

Tristaniopsis,

Me being an impulsive dork and dumping her for a far less intelligent girl with bigger breasts who didn’t even really happen even. That was it. Game over. She wouldn’t take me back.

TBH I should’ve ended myself then but was too stupid to even realise that was the better option than living another 20 years without her. Still… I wouldn’t have wanted to hurt my parents. Been distracting myself ever since with lots of other stuff. Can’t do it now because of my kids, and mother still alive. Dad fucked in head with dementia. Oh well. Keep trudging on and now have Lemmy to make stupid comments on. Yay.

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

Thought about turning it off, plenty of times. Off. Right off. Like unplugging it completely.

Tristaniopsis,

Thanks Baph!

Tristaniopsis,

At 53 with a partner and two kids, I am currently in deep, deep depression wishing that I’d married the girl I split up with at 24.

Tristaniopsis,

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ALLIUM.

Tristaniopsis,

You are probably correct. Slowly… veeeeerrrry slowly.

Tristaniopsis,

There used to be an garlic restaurant near my old house and basically EVERYTHING was garlic based. It was heaven.

Guess what. They had garlic ice cream and it was DELICIOUS. Nothing like I thought it would be. It was light and sort of fruity and sweet.

Goddamit I miss that place.

Tristaniopsis,

I’m pretty sure I can smell the incest through the screen.

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