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Remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin’ didn’t.

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Food banks. Look at your local church, synagogue, or mosque. A lot of them do community outreach and have some kind of food bank.

If you’re skipping meals or you have $5 'til next Friday, the food bank is for you. Don’t feel like you’re taking something away from someone “more needy.” It’s you. You’re needy. Take the help. That was a hard lesson to learn in my 20s.

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I just Recently discovered Lu Kala, and Hotter Now is now in my heavy rotation.

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My brain immediately went to “OP is trying to trigger the trypophobics.”

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The great irony there being “happy holidays” is from the Old English (language, not malt liquor) for “happy holy days.”

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Maybe it’s one of those things where if you can’t tell who it is, it’s you 🤔

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I’ve done the same thing from the other end; got in to my car and realized my music didn’t start playing. Look around and, oops! No phone. My first thought was, “oh no big deal, I’ll just call-DAMMIT”

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My mom’s favorite line growing up was, “and that’s why you don’t do that.”

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The trope is your typical suburban, middle class white family are soft parents who let their kids get away with murder. You’ve seen the type - parents whose kids are on an absolute rampage and their response is to squat down and say, “Now Kayydenn, we don’t do that here.” The implication being that if the non-white kid did that their parents would beat the hell outta them.

NB: I’m whiter than Wonder bread and 35 and I still wouldn’t dare call my mother by her first name.

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Oh yeah. I firmly believe every single American should be forced to work either retail or food service for 1 year. Maybe it’ll teach them some goddamn empathy.

My worst was working for Best Buy. One Christmas someone’s hellspawn decided that if he didn’t get a new PlayStation he was going to knock over the DVDs. All of them. It was like a cartoon; he just sprinted down the aisle with his arm out cackling like a tiny Joker.

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I had a roommate that loved pour over coffee in the morning. That in itself isn’t the issue; she taught me how to use her V60 and it actually makes pretty good coffee.

No, the issue was she ground her beans fresh. Every morning, at 6AM. Know what the loudest sound in the universe is? An electric coffee grinder at 6AM.

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Yeah but swallowing it will last longer and won’t hurt like a motherfucker.

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Nope. I worked retail for years at the same yellow-and-blue themed electronics store and they’re spot-on. The absolute worst are the ones carrying tacky designer bags. Think the giant LV logo ones. They were almost universally nightmares to deal with that had $1000 deposit requirements for cell phones.

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I dealt with quite a range of incomes. I pull their credit reports to qualify them for service. I knew exactly what their financials looked like.

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Bonus points if said Bluetooth speaker has obnoxious rainbow LEDs in the grille.

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Same thing with my mother; she started getting pummeled with cc mailers within 6 months of her filing.

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You’re right and you should say it louder.

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I’ve been encountering fewer and fewer of those that still work lately. Most IVR systems I’ve interacted with just disconnect you if they can’t understand your input.

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Those both sound like they’d be on the menu at Bobert’s restaurant. With a side of E Cole Slaw.

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It was true at one point, but has since changed. The systems are totally air-gapped and worked 100% of the time, so there was never a reason to change them.

Also true: Boeing still uses floppies to update their 747s.

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I downloaded my first porn from Kazaa, over dial-up.

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What really baffles me is how people that have dishwashers manage to do this. Like, use bowl/whisk/cutting board/whatever > put in dishwasher. That way, all you have to do is wash your knives while everything else cooks.

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'Member buying a game, and getting the whole game?

I 'member.

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