Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Oh boy oh boy, we’re gonna hunt wabbits??

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

Viking_Hippie,

Probably 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

Oh yeah? Could be that he DOES have broken arms, but he can’t afford to go to a doctor so he toughs it out on cheap black market painkillers, leading to bones that never heal right and life-long crippling opioid addiction! Checkmate, capitalist!

Sheesh, I took that to a SUPER dark place for what started as a silly porn joke! 😂

Viking_Hippie,

Yup. Happens less than it used to but still keeps happening. I hope it’ll become less frequent for you too, if not stop completely…

Viking_Hippie,

You mean you never have dramatic underwater sex fights? Weird…

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah! Even back when I was in good shape and strong and shit, I could never hold my breath for more than a minute AND I was never a very efficient swimmer, so I’d have been absolutely dreadful at underwater rugby 😂

Viking_Hippie,

What do you mean how?

Viking_Hippie,

Actually so excruciatingly rare that we might never again again get to see one of these without a repeated word.

Viking_Hippie,

A grungy sort of beige plaid?

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁

Viking_Hippie,

I thought we weren’t doing the original lyrics?

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Thanks! Turned out it wasn’t, though. Got Legionaire’s disease and spent most of my birthday groaning, sleeping or groaning on the toilet. Not a big fan of being 41 so far…

Viking_Hippie,

Romans kept pretty good records of what they did in Palestine

They were also known to twist history to suit their narratives and as the primary Christian power, pretending that their fictional guy was real very much suited their narrative.

To put it another way: since the Romans had a vested interest in the world believing he existed and there’s no contemporary records, the burden of proof has not been reached.

Viking_Hippie,

Didn’t exist at all according to reality, though.

Even if he did, I’m not sure 10yos are such great partiers either 😄

Viking_Hippie,

Dammit, I meant to get the one that adds the pot!

Viking_Hippie,

Worth it for sure 😄

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a bungalow. You’re thinking of the sex parties Silvio Berlusconi attended (hosted?)

Viking_Hippie,

That would be Bing Bong. You’re thinking of the character from friends played by Matthew Perry (RIP)

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a chandelier. You’re thinking of an Adam Lambert song containing very high notes in the chorus.

Viking_Hippie,

You’re very welcome and thank you! I had a blast! Long since exceeded the number of indentations my primary app (Connect) can handle so I’ve been going back to Jerboa to answer 😄

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0b6e93a1-4cf2-4785-b480-af20d9e39e95.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8b876ca-daef-47f9-891f-5f739caa74fd.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/838b38f6-e2ce-4c78-8f63-d543fc3ceb57.jpeg

And yeah, Adam Lambert is AMAZING 💥❤️

Viking_Hippie,

Well his part is anyway, can’t say I’m that big on the rest of the song 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

'MURICA! 🫡

Viking_Hippie,

Quite the opposite, actually: he was a great comedian known for his deadpan delivery of the most outrageous things 😁

Here he is affably roasting the fuck out of people 😄

Viking_Hippie,

If you can’t even get yourself to write the word sex, the questions on askreddit were probably not the issue…

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