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Witchfire

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Queer tiefling fire witch

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My partner and I are mostly-vegetarian and it’s insane how much stuff still costs. Soy milk is constantly $2-3 a half gallon more than cow milk, veggies are expensive unless you’re only getting rice and beans, and don’t even get me started on meat substitutes

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I don’t get the “no visible muscle mass” either. This is probably my lesbianism talking but muscular women are 🤤

Witchfire,
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I spent the entire evening playing virtual D&D while sewing details onto a corset and making a bloody necklace (it’s for a stage act). Quite happy with the result.

Witchfire,
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Of probation officer?

Witchfire,
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Plasma is what happens when you eat ghost pepper crudité

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Timberland boots also last. Docs have gone down in quality

I doubt it matters much, but I’ve had the same cloak from Cloak and Dagger for close to a decade now. The only issue was that the clasp detached, but it was an easy fix.

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I’m a professional fire performer, so I have four :P

(Admittedly two need refilling)

Witchfire,
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Climate change or nuclear war wiping out humanity

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All in the same day:

  • I was very sick and exhausted
  • My venue/the only practice space in the city announced it was shutting down
  • Batshit tweaker neighbor bugged out and forced my partner and I to barricade ourselves inside
  • Cops came and suggested we seek a restraining order
  • Half a bottle of coquito got spilled
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You gently rub it around the lip in slow, circular motions while telling it it’s pretty

Witchfire,
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I got banned for saying riot police should quit their jobs en masse following RvW. Then I turned until the API shit hit the can.

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Cacique, which is Costa Rica’s national liquor (only rare because it’s hard to import).

It’s essentially sugar cane hooch that the government decided to nationalize in an attempt to end secret production, back around the mid 1800s. Their plan worked and it became a sort of national identity. The whole history of it is pretty neat.

It doesn’t taste like anything on its own, so it’s mixed with everything and the kitchen sink.

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Crystal Castles. Keith is an asshole.

Honestly - How much will you sacrifice for a better world?

Confronted with the likelihood that we cannot achieve climate goals, confront socioeconomic inequality, and ultimately build a better world without significant personal sacrifice: How much are you personally capable and willing to lose? I mean this in the most earnest way possible. Acknowledging the likely possibility of working...

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I would not miss red meat if it became unavailable tomorrow

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I also get accused of it and my skin is tan. I was born in a Latin American country, I can speak Spanish, I can cook Hispanic dishes. Idk what to tell you.

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They’ll sell your TF2/CS backpack and keep the profits. Goodbye unusuals

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…at 4am on a Wednesday

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

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Yeah I love the story and the layers of inception, but I think most people missed those details. I call it Alice in Wonderland with machine guns

Witchfire,
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“Hmm still no magic smoke, double the current will you Jeeves?”

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What about sticking 5" iron nails into your nose?

Asking for a friend

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Splatoon. Don’t ask why, I don’t know. My gf calls it “yelling at 12 year olds”

But seriously it’s like watching your own team score against you in soccer ;___;

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Yes, my partner and I both. CBD is an amazing compound.

Witchfire,
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CBD does a lot without THC, it’s just not psychoactive. So it won’t make you feel high but it will certainly relax you and ease mild pains.

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My main job is pretty commonplace but I moonlight as a fire performer. I got into it kinda by chance but it has consumed my life. I actually have to carry insurance and do have certifications to do fire. In fact, I’m licensed to write letters of recommendation for new performers. I also have to pull permits for it in my city.

I also do burlesque and sideshow, but there isn’t really a formal process other than deciding you want to try hammering a 5" nail into your head. Sideshow is best described as putting things where they DON’T belong. Being a social outcast and knowing people helps.

Would I do it again? Yes, it’s a fulfilling art form. But unfortunately the industry is superficial garbage, and the conditions of your birth will greatly affect the ratio between effort put in and success.

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Weed and alcohol mostly

I have absolutely no faith in our government to keep itself from becoming a fascist hellscape. The moment it does I’m fleeing elsewhere, I have multiple backup plans and dual citizenship.

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