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aeronmelon,

“Not this time.”

“Pure fiction!”

“It’s false.”

“This one was invented by a writer.”

aeronmelon,

"Your mind to my mind… your peanuts to my mouth.

aeronmelon,

SpongeBob, what have they done to you?

Teen Titans, what have they done to you?

Dexter’s Lab, what have they done to you?

Muppet Babies, what have they done to you?

Garfield, what have they done to you?

Tom & Jerry, what have they done to you?

aeronmelon,

I love this because the Toymaker is basically Q.

Do this one again, this time use Janeway in the second panel.

aeronmelon,

“Only Surak can judge me.”

I’m going to start saying this during arguments.

aeronmelon,

How does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night?

Adderall.

aeronmelon,

Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”

Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”

aeronmelon,

If you can’t create artificial demand in a utopian society, what kind of Ferangi are you?

aeronmelon,

Nakatomi, when the FBI gunship fell.

aeronmelon,

“XxXNeoTheOne69”

aeronmelon,

The fuck! This makes me sad.

aeronmelon,

The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

aeronmelon,

I know this is serious but I can’t help but hear cartoon bonk noises every time I watch the video.

aeronmelon,

“Inertial dampeners have failed.”

Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

aeronmelon,

Bro, Shinzon was Nemesis. Riker lost the beard in Insurrection.

And you complain, but that super hot Trill Ops officer seemed to like it.

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aeronmelon,

I knew I could count on someone.

Risa has a legit GIF army.

aeronmelon,

“Don’t worry captain, it’s not like you’re going to turn into an animated character.”

aeronmelon,

They got damn close. They literally turned Voyager into a Hallmark Christmas ornament. One of the best meta references in Star Trek.

aeronmelon,

Starfleet is such an altruistic organization that they clean every planet they visit out of respect.

aeronmelon,

Janeway: “Come as you are…”

Tuvix comes

Janeway: “…as you were.”

aeronmelon,

Janeway had the authority to promote Starfleet officers under her command, but not the authority to recruit new officers. Hence the “provisional” part. But the situation required it so all the Maquis she integrated wore those alternate pips until Starfleet could ratify and approve them (most, if not all of which, they did.)

aeronmelon,

He fell for a genderless, androgynous alien in TNG. I think he favors feminine beauty, but wouldn’t say no if, say, Garek came along.

aeronmelon,

mastodon.social/

Christian Selig; Developer of the late Reddit client Apollo & Pixel Pals.

aeronmelon,

Cyclist: “I do not recognize your authority.”

aeronmelon,

Personally, I like the bit about Rogue One. Because Leia Organa is definitely the kind of person who would tell a bald-faced lie to a six-foot-tall cyborg known for killing innocent people on a whim if just to buy her insane, last-ditch, Hail Mary plan of giving top secret data to an R2 unit and sending it after a person she hasn’t seen in over ten years who might be hiding who-knows-where on a desert planet a few more seconds.

There are a lot of problems with Disney Canon, Rogue One is not one of them.

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