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aeronmelon,

No, at that age, if you told me I had 42 chicken nuggets all to myself that I could eat whenever I wanted, I would call that a good Christmas present.

aeronmelon, (edited )

Tomalak is hands down the best Romulan of the whole damn franchise.

aeronmelon,

Why do I hear the best boss music ever?

aeronmelon,

“You know what Cardassians have for breakfast? Fish juice. Hot fish juice. After six months, I was hoping for the Klingons to invade. At least they know how to make coffee.”

aeronmelon,

“Misuse”

You can take my Q-tips from deep within my cold, dead ear canals.

aeronmelon,

The reason is because the engines produce this material as a waste product. So instead of venting it into space it’s processed and funneled back through the ship to power everything from lights to equipment.

Very efficient and very VERY dangerous. Many Vulcans retired from the VSA because Humans pulled shit like this.

aeronmelon,

“Damn Starfleet officers, they ruined Starfleet!”

aeronmelon,

The only good lore tidbit to come out of that deranged movie.

aeronmelon,

Dukat: “All I want for Christmas is one statue.”

aeronmelon,

I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”

aeronmelon,

In the Star Trek timeline, all Mormons left Earth on a sleeper ship for uncharted space. Over the centuries they devolved into the Pakleds. /headcanon

aeronmelon,

“You just gotta get through the first season, then it’s amazing!”

aeronmelon,

You’re so visibly not okay that a flaming, disembodied skull is asking if you’re okay.

aeronmelon,

This was a feature of the Kelvin uniforms in the first two movies. Including the undershirts.

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aeronmelon,

Me when the weather app says 80% chance of rain, so I go everywhere with an umbrella but it’s overcast all day long. Then it says 15% and I get rained on while walking to the store.

I’m never going to learn.

aeronmelon,

When you think about it, everyone cardios to failure eventually.

aeronmelon,

That spoon is about to become a murder weapon.

aeronmelon,

That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.

aeronmelon,

I live north of Tokyo and the temperature here and in many other areas of Japan this summer was the highest ever recorded since recording began in the 1890s.

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