don

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don,

I’m a motherfuckin user. I log onto this website sometimes. That means I dictate when you shit and for how long. Just be glad your breathing is out of my control. For now.

don,

I just tied them to my belt, which was the custom at the time.

don,

You lost me at “As an engineer:”

don,

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

don,

There exists no dimension wherein cargs are not in style.

don,

kite: you do realize I’m up here, right

don,

In what universe is anyone in economy getting bags of peanuts that large

don,

Do you find this helpful?

…yes.

don,

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don,

Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

don,

It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.

don,

There is a commonly used phrase, “misery loves company.”

don,

President Not Sure in his teenage years

don,

He stands up, and pulls out a plane ticket to Australia.

don,

As he’s climbing into a cryosleep pod

don,

Oh yeah, I should check on the hives, thanks homies

don,

Wait, so christians couldn’t figure this out? Guess we’re the new christians, kids.

don,

Look. I’m making millions doing what I do, and I don’t ever experience these “ravages of war” or whatever that nonsense is, so clearly 7.99 billion other people are just like me in these regards. It’s just a few hundred bad people (lol if that) getting a little mad at each other, so let’s stop this racist wealth-shaming, shall we? Okay then.

(sips kopi luwak)

don,

It seems those born in the US are immune.

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