don

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don,

Wait, so christians couldn’t figure this out? Guess we’re the new christians, kids.

don,

I just tied them to my belt, which was the custom at the time.

don,

In what universe is anyone in economy getting bags of peanuts that large

don,

President Not Sure in his teenage years

don,

kite: you do realize I’m up here, right

don,

Oh yeah, I should check on the hives, thanks homies

don,

It seems those born in the US are immune.

don,

It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.

don,

Look. I’m making millions doing what I do, and I don’t ever experience these “ravages of war” or whatever that nonsense is, so clearly 7.99 billion other people are just like me in these regards. It’s just a few hundred bad people (lol if that) getting a little mad at each other, so let’s stop this racist wealth-shaming, shall we? Okay then.

(sips kopi luwak)

don,

I’m a motherfuckin user. I log onto this website sometimes. That means I dictate when you shit and for how long. Just be glad your breathing is out of my control. For now.

don,

There exists no dimension wherein cargs are not in style.

don,

Do you find this helpful?

…yes.

don,

I use HAL 9000. Get up on my level.

don,

He stands up, and pulls out a plane ticket to Australia.

don,

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

don,

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

don,

The bottom text and the picture send peculiar signals.

don,

Those boots look like they’ve been datamoshed

don,

Don’t knock Neelix’s cooking, he’s all there is standing between you and the replicators.

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