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edgemaster72,
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Might be a risk he’s willing to take, who knows what kind of trouble that little shit might be getting up to

edgemaster72,
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More like Pika the Hutt

edgemaster72,
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That’s not my fist

edgemaster72,
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This is where I’d say me too… if I had a wife!

edgemaster72,
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That’d be awful for me, my primary use of google maps is streetview to figure out what places look like before I go there

edgemaster72,
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“I see you’ve played druggy-lolly before”

edgemaster72, (edited )
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So you want me to do more work in order to do the too much work that I need to do? How dare you.

edgemaster72, (edited )
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I’m not being lazy, I’m just batching the tasks for future me to complete, it’s more efficient this way I swear!

edgemaster72,
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At this point I’ve just accepted that dysentery is my lot on the trail no matter what I do

edgemaster72,
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Oh hell yes this is my jam

edgemaster72,
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And at such a high pitch you could’ve sworn it would be beyond the range you can hear but nope, there it is, piercing your eardrums

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And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they’ll always be in the same relative positions you’ll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.

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That’s bad.

edgemaster72,
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Can I go now?

edgemaster72,
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…

stares blankly

edgemaster72,
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That’s good.

edgemaster72,
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Insufficiently defined moral parameters today, Laser Tommy Gun tomorrow

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOWQ1NmYzNTAtZjFmZS00MjE0LWFiN2EtYzQ1YzRiYTEzNjkxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTAyODkwOQ@@._V1_.jpg

edgemaster72,
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mmm, forbidden flan

edgemaster72,
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Meme sent by carrier sloth

edgemaster72,
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On a semantics level it may be even more true now. Of course you’re not going to have an actual calculator in your pocket, why would you when you can have a smartphone

edgemaster72,
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Not even 10% of them

edgemaster72,
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Flush first so you’re not sticking the tube through the water I guess

edgemaster72,
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Slaps US-Canada border

This bad boy can fit so many fucking Canadas in it

We’ve got: New England Canada, North Atlantic Canada, Mid Atlantic Canada, Florida Canada, Gulf Coast Canada, Rust Belt Canada, Midwest Canada, Southern Canada, California Canada, and All The Rest Canada.

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It’s either that or

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY3c5dWc0Y3JvNmE1ZGVsb2lsYmVwNTNqandiZzlrbzdxemkwbGR3MSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/DYv2ZiGVODzhe/giphy.gif

edgemaster72,
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Always fun when you see a screenshot from one of your local news stations in the wild. Link to this apparently real story:

wrtv.com/…/pothole-that-was-big-enough-for-a-dog-…

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